Thursday, October 22, 2015
Tales of Two Cities: The Best & Worst of Times in Today's New York - Ed. John Freeman (2015)
It's not every day a publisher or publicist reaches out to me and asks if I want to review their book. In the past, I asked Tao Lin myself if I could get free copies of his first novel, novella, and second novel. Once, someone from a bigger publishing house sent me a random book and I reviewed it. A couple times, publicists sent me e-mails teasing a new book, asking if I wanted a review copy. This is the first one where I expressed interest, and they actually followed through. So, I'd like to say, thank you, Shannon Twomey, for reminding me that I am not yet totally irrelevant.
Tales of Two Cities is an anthology, and these pose particular challenges for the critic. Of course, Userlands is partly responsible for the existence of Flying Houses in the first place, and no other reviews of anthologies have appeared since then. Certain books of short stories, or essays, by Thomas Mann, James Franco, Bret Easton Ellis, Chuck Palahniuk, Chuck Klosterman, Wells Tower, Jonathan Franzen, and others have spurred lengthy reviews that potentially lacked focus. Like Userlands, there are many writers in Tales of Two Cities, and most of them will not be familiar to the casual reader.
Certainly, Zadie Smith, Junot Diaz, Jonathan Safran Foer, Dave Eggers and David Byrne are pretty famous, but their work is probably not the strongest in this volume. I suppose we can start there, keeping in mind that people's attention spans on the internet are less than ideal.
We'll start with Smith because her story appears closest to the beginning. I've never read White Teeth or On Beauty or NW but she's certainly one of the literary stars of our time. For better or worse, "Miss Adele Amongst the Corsets," will forever remain my introduction to her. It definitely took me a minute to figure out what was happening in this story. I feel weird not wanting to give away spoilers for short stories, but it feels necessary here. Basically, this is the story of a drag queen going to buy a corset from a store run by Eastern European immigrants that may or may not be fundamental Christians. It is about Miss Adele's mentality as she veers toward her late forties and reflects upon her situation. It is about paranoia, insecurity, and the expectations we all have of common decency.
Parts of this story are engaging, and other parts drag a bit. It's only 17 pages long, but it's one of the more memorable moments in the anthology. I like in particular how Smith weaves in memories from Miss Adele's childhood, when her name was Darren and he was the twin of Devin (who is now successful/married) and their parents fought, all while she changes in a dressing room. It also reminded me of my own work from 2003, "Autointoxication," with the insecurity, paranoia and egotistical impression that everyone is really talking about you. While this is far from a great short story, it should serve Smith well. It makes me want to check out White Teeth.
***
Before we move on, the theme of this anthology merits attention. Of course, this book harps on the same themes over and over again! Bill de Blasio and his infamous description of New York as two cities, for the haves and have-nots. The rent is too damn high! Those darn 1%-ers!
Income inequality is a hot topic (see the Democratic Debate on 10/13/15, see also the rapid rise of the minimum wage) and as a person that enjoys reviewing books by modern day heroes and doctoral journalists that attack the issue head on, as well as spearheading one's own faulty program to assess how much "fun" poor people are allowed to have, to say nothing of the 6+ years I lived in New York on my parent's/the government's dime, reviewing this book is a no-brainer.
Why the fuck do you need to live in New York? Is it really that nice? Oh, you've got Central Park---great! An urban oasis. You feel like you're not really in the city! Oh, and the pizza--the pizza is just the best. The museums, the culture! Greenwich Village! Brooklyn! All the greatest artists come out of the village scene, don't you know? The best public transportation system in the country, hands down. Those wonderful 24 hour delis on every corner, or at least many corners. The people, who are all in this struggle with you! The energy--the city never sleeps! It is the #1 biggest city in the country, and so much better than L.A. God, who can stand to sit in all that traffic! Oh, the food, such wonderful restaurants. It is the epicenter of the legal industry! All your friends live there, too.
Perhaps you can tell that I have conflicted feelings about New York. Certainly, the years I spent there from 2001 through 2004 were some of the very best of my life and I will forever cherish such memories. But, the years I spent there from 2010 through 2013 were different. I was older. I wasn't in college. The Great Depression Part 2 happened in between. I had to take out student loans this time. I was in Brooklyn Heights rather than Greenwich Village.
When I was 22, I moved back to Chicago because my dad offered me a job there, and I had no job offers in New York (I hadn't really started looking for one, and had always lived in the NYU dorms, never my own apartment). When I was 30, I moved back to Chicago because I had no legal job offers in New York, and again, lived in the same "apartment-style" dorm at Brooklyn Law School for 3 years, the rent approximately $1,000 per month for a 2 bedroom. My room was small, but my roommate's (there were 3 different ones of varying quality, one of whom was the best roommate I have ever had, and there have been many) was only about $60 per month more than mine, and I think this place was a steal for the neighborhood. Sometimes I see friends on Facebook moving out and posting their craigslist ad when they want someone to take over their lease, and it's usually almost $1000 per month to live in one room in a 3BR in a vaguely desirable neighborhood in a wave of gentrification.
Compare that to the $580 (up from $540 as of 9/1/15) for my room in Logan Square (say nothing of sharing that room and cutting the cost to $290), a neighborhood in Chicago that has been in a steady state of gentrification over the past 10 years.
Now granted if I could have lived in New York with a rental at $500 or $600 per month, I would have stayed. But I would have probably needed to split a room to get that. And it would most likely be in Crown Heights.
***
There are two stories in this collection that are focused laser-like on housing: "Partially Vacated" by D.W. Gibson, and "A Block Divided Against Itself" by Sarah Jaffe. The latter features Crown Heights as the epicenter of the current gentrification fight in NYC and the former features South Brooklyn Legal Services and Housing Court on Livingston St. Guess which one I liked better.
It's not that Jaffe's story is more boring. Actually, I kept flashing back to Show Me a Hero while reading it. It's quite compelling, but also one-sided, like many accounts of housing issues. I am not a Pollyanna for landlords. I used to prosecute them for bad behavior, and I currently live under one that I'd like to report. The Residential Landlord Tenant Ordinance in Chicago is quite tenant-friendly, and I'd presume a similar situation exists in New York. Yet all we hear are stories about the bad landlords. What about the bad tenants? One day I will write a story about bad tenants.
Apart from the Show Me a Hero comparison, I don't really know what to say about the Crown Heights story. It was basically average for the collection, and maybe it gets a bonus point for being so perfectly on topic.
However, "Partially Vacated" is one of the finest moments in the anthology. Of course, I may be biased, because one does not often get to read books about things one knows semi-intimately:
"The civil courthouse in Downtown Brooklyn sits amid a cluster of bureaucratic towers, adjacent to a mix of 99-cent stores and restaurants where bartenders prefer to be called mixologists. The Quaker-affiliated Brooklyn Friends School, $28,000 a year for pre-school, is just up the block.
Inside the rectangular building of steel and glass leased by the civil courthouse, the elevators break down year-round, the air-conditioner only in summer. Before he was mayor, Bill de Blasio, acting as Public Advocate, put the building's landlord on his 'Worst Landlord' watch list. The city's lease for the property expired last week, but, unable to find new housing, housing court--ironically, or perhaps not--will stay in the ailing building.
The line to get in the door--to shuffle through security and wait in a second line for the persnickety elevators--usually runs out the door and all the way down the block well before eight in the morning.
On the tenth floor, the elevator doors open onto a crowded hall, filled with the strident din of heated conversations in every direction. Clumps of three or four people stand together: always a landlord, always a tenant, usually a landlord's lawyer, occasionally a tenant's lawyer, too. They're all haggling, trying to reach a settlement; when and if they do, the details are immediately written on a piece of paper and taken into one of the court rooms to receive a judge's approval. There are dozens of courtrooms--some for hearings, some for trial--and all guarantee long waits." (63-64)
I didn't do housing in Brooklyn, but I did have a few friends work for South Brooklyn Legal Services, and I'm sure this story would be quite interesting for them. I did work at that civil courthouse, and I had forgotten about those ridiculous lines! In short, this story is great because it is true. And for what it's worth, the landlord in this story has to be one of the all-time worst.
***
More generally, these stories are just about people living in poverty in New York. The introduction by John Freeman is wonderfully written. It teases the entry by his brother, Tim Freeman, and provides a little snippet of each story to come in the collection. I have to say that while reading John's intro, I thought he came off as a total douchebag; after reading Tim's story "Home," much less so:
"I tell this story now because we need to change the way we talk about inequality. The reasons it exists are as complex as the reasons why my brother wound up in a shelter. Inequality is not an issue of us and them, the rich and the poor. You often see these same so-called divisions within one family, like mine. I have an instinct here to apologize for making this point, to add a caveat that my experience of witnessing my brother's homelessness was not nearly as hard as it was for him to live it, while I'm sure there are people who have suffered far more than both of us. All this is true, I suppose, but it leads us into a cul-de-sac. To rank suffering creates a false hierarchy of pain, as if there were a way to compare and weight grief with, say, physical discomfort, or career frustrations, or hopelessness. It allows us, to some degree, to say that some forms of suffering are OK while others are not." (x)
"I did not want anybody's help when I was homeless. If a family member had offered to take me in, I most likely would have declined the offer. When I was trying to stay at Bellevue, my brother John lived less than a mile away on the other side of town. I only saw him twice during the whole time that I was homeless. Again, I think this is because of the awkwardness. I also didn't want to be a burden on anybody. I know this probably sounds like an old homeless cliche, but it is how I felt." (213)
***
As for the other "famous" writers in the anthology, Junot Diaz has one of the better entries. It's a very short and sweet essay about an act of larceny. However, I found it was published in 2001 in The New Yorker, so even though this had to be one of Diaz's breakout pieces, it has little to do with "today's New York." It's a remembrance from his childhood. It's only a few pages long, but it's as good as any single part of Oscar Wao.
Jonathan Safran Foer's is also an older piece--from 2004, I believe--and let's just get this out of the way: I don't like him. People may think it's cruel for me to say that when I've never read him, but I just don't like him. Once I got my mom Eating Animals from the library, and she seemed to think it was pretty good. But I have never read anything by him before and I never wanted to, but it would have been irresponsible to skip "The Sixth Borough," which details the secret history of another borough that was once part of New York City. It is probably the silliest piece in this book and has almost nothing to do with its theme. I think it was included for "star power." In any case, this was the one chance for JSF to prove to me that I should give him a chance. I think putting in previously published work is a bit of a cop-out, but whatever. I still liked Diaz's piece. This one, not as much. Sorry, I guess I am just jealous.
Dave Eggers is his typically good-natured self, and introduces an essay by a fifteen-year-old girl whose family moved into Park Slope. She wrote the story as part of his 826 program. While her story is certainly impressive for a 15-year-old and sits comfortably alongside all of these other writers, I still thought Eggers little anecdote about living around a certain area in Brooklyn in the late 90's was more interesting. Both of these submissions add up to about 7 pages total, so it's not a huge part of the book.
I should briefly mention Colum McCann here, because he's "semi-famous." At a wedding over three years ago, a younger guest who was just starting college and wanted to be a writer, asked if I had read him, I said no, and he suggested Let the Great World Spin. Maybe one day I'll read that. In any case, McCann writes an essay that could be a viewed as a companion piece to the film Dark Days, which is a documentary that came out around 2000 and was about the "mole people" living in tunnels beneath the city. This is also really short--only about 4 pages--but it's another highlight from the book.
Last but not least, David Byrne's essay is wonderful. It's quite in your face and filled with quotable moments. Byrne does not try to pretend that the Talking Heads haven't made him rich, and openly admits that his relationship with New York may be souring:
"Many of the wealthy don't even live here. In the neighborhood where I live (near the art galleries in Chelsea), I can see three large condos from my window that are pretty much empty all the time. What the fuck!? Apparently, rich folks buy the apartments, but might only stay in them a few weeks out of the year. So why should they have an incentive to maintain or improve the general health of the city? They're never here.
This real estate situation--a topic New Yorkers love to complain about over dinner--doesn't help the future health of the city. If young, emerging talent of all types can't find a foothold in this city, then it will be a city closer to Hong Kong or Abu Dhabi than to the rich fertile place it has historically been. Those places might have museums, but they don't have culture. Ugh. If New York goes there--more than it already has--I'm leaving.
But where will I go? Join the expat hipsters upstate in Hudson?
Can New York change its trajectory a little bit, become more inclusive and financially egalitarian? Is that possible? I think it is. It's still the most stimulating and exciting place in the world to live and work, but it's in danger of walking away from its greatest strengths. The physical improvements are happening--though much of the crumbing infrastructure still needs fixing. If the social and economic situation can be addressed, we're halfway there. It really could be a model of how to make a large, economically sustainable, and creatively energetic city. I want to live in that city." (246)
***
Like any anthology, there are bound to be a few disappointments. Edmund White (whom I would designate as "quasi-famous") submits a very nicely written biographical essay that seems to have almost nothing to do with the "theme" except for the fact that his subject (Lorenzo Da Ponte--a.k.a. the writer of Mozart's librettos) eventually settled in 18th century NYC. I found it occasionally entertaining and out of place.
"Small Fates 1912" by Teju Cole (the only other writer listed by name on the cover besides Smith and Diaz, though one I would not designate as any kind of famous) starts off great, and quickly grows tiresome. Some of these "fates" are uproariously funny, but after about two pages of them, I realized they were really all just "tweets" and I fucking hate twitterature. I know it can be experimental in the same vein as an Oulippo-stunt, but I don't think it can be revelatory when it's trademarked by a publicly-traded company.
"Due North" by Garnette Cadogan is about walking around Manhattan, and it's pretty good. I like walking around, too. But it's also about feeling that people are friendlier in certain areas like the South Bronx, and more standoffish or invisible in areas like the Upper East Side. Unfortunately it made me wonder what Cadogan did in order to have all this leisure time to loaf.
"Options" is probably one of the stronger stories in this book, and perhaps deserves to be placed in the next section (I am saving the best for the last here). It's about moving to New York to try to get the best possible care for one's autistic child. It's about seeing a sign for a lost child that is autistic, and reflecting on your own. It's pretty powerful stuff, but it seems a little over the top, too. It strikes me as being 100% factual, but ultimately foolhardy.
"The Children Suicides" by Maria Venegas is interesting, but it's not about the NYU suicides in 2003-2004, so I have trouble relating. Then again as a former 10-year-old that confided suicidal thoughts to a teacher, it's affecting to see it from the other perspective. Not that they didn't take it way more seriously than they needed to or anything.
I almost want to put "Four More Years" by Jonathan Dee in the next section, too, because it seems like it's the only story that's really about "the 1%" and it's about driving around the neighborhood during a horrible snowfall and navigating the horrible conditions. This is actually a really memorable story and I don't know, I guess the characters came off as being sort of one-dimensional, and that's why it doesn't go in the next section.
"So Where Are We?" is a poem by Lawrence Joseph. I rarely review poetry on Flying Houses. I think I did once before. Is it a good poem? I don't know. Is it a bad poem? I don't know. It seems like it's about 9/11. 9/11 is obviously a big topic for New Yorkers but it almost never gets mentioned in this book. I skimmed this poem and moved on.
"Round Trip" by Akhil Sharma is certainly no failure at all, but it is slight at four pages and feels almost like Diaz's story. It's about a guy who has money, but is super frugal anyways because he hates spending. I can relate. However, he quits his job that pays pretty well to be a writer. I wish I had the luxury.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and call "Aliens of Extraordinary Ability" by Taiye Selasi a weak spot. It's stylish and while not exactly pretentious, seems to take itself a bit too seriously as "art." It's not bad, but it just seems calculated. I don't remember very much about it.
"One, Maybe Two Minutes from Fire" by Tea Obreht--I am very tempted to move this into the next section, but ultimately I cannot. It's got a great ending, on top of everything else. It's about being a victim of a scam. There needs to be more literature about victimhood. Not just woe-is-me victimhood, but God, I'm-so-fucking-dumb victimhood. Great story, and its placement in this review is faulty.
"Service/Non-Service: How Bartenders See New Yorkers" by Rosie Schaap is more like a special newspaper article or essay than an anthology essay, but most of the truisms about the service industry remain relevant. I still don't know how anybody makes it in the service industry, unless you spend your whole life (i.e. 60 hours a week, not 60 years) at the business in question, or unless it's a ridiculously expensive place.
"Mixed Media, Dimensions Variable" by Michael Salu, I put in the same category as the Selasi story. It's a little more ambitious than it has any business being. I think it's actually a bit better than the Selasi story, but I would not put it in the next section.
"Zapata Blvd" by Valeria Luiselli, "Seeking" by Victor Lavalle, and "Walt Whitman on Further Lane" by Mark Doty, can round out the "yawns" for me. As you can see, these anthology reviews get difficult because I do not want to give anyone short shrift. Doty's essay on Whitman and Long Island does have some pretty amazing insights, and some great surprises, but overall I found its tone to be off. Like, when literature/poetry PhDs try to make criticism interesting for the lay reader. "Zapata" is about being vaguely revolutionary, and there was a nice image or two in it--certainly I would not call it bad, but I found it disjointed. "Seeking" is actually quite good--though not as good as "One, Maybe Two Minutes from Fire." It's actually an incredibly deep essay about whether or not God exists. Worthwhile for anyone that still contemplates philosophical problems.
I'm conflicted about whether to put both "First Avenue & Second Street" by Hannah Tinti and "Traveling to Brooklyn" by Lydia Davis in this section or next. I guess they belong in the next.
***
Because they barely make this list, the last two stories should be mentioned first. Both of them fall squarely in the realm of creative non-fiction. I'm not sure which one is better, but I'm inclined to pick Davis.
Tinti's is very good, but it is pretty much just about one of her co-tenants. Kind of a character study. But it's a building near the Library, a good dive bar at 1st & 1st, and a handful of my friends moved out of the dorms after freshman year and got places in the East Village, and the memories of the Towers being there, and then not being there, made me nostalgic for that brief time that I shared in that wonderful area (even though it was only about 10 blocks north of that corner that I almost got mugged in 2002)
Davis's is great, because it reflects upon the nature of her fantasy, and how it has changed as she has aged, and then hits on a specific incident that happened recently on the subway around South Brooklyn. Basically, it is a personal essay par excellence, a near-perfect prototype of what one should write for a college essay, perhaps. Okay, the subject matter would not necessarily be great, but the way it's so beautifully written would get an admit from any admissions officer (this is why I think we studied personal essays as a form in high school).
Bill Cheng's entry, "Engine," is one of the best in the collection, though two others are better because they don't end on a kind-of-awkward last sentence. Basically, this story is a complete well of misery, with some quite graphic descriptions of medical maladies, silly jobs, and lack of self-worth. It's not very long, but it will punch you in the gut. For a person such as myself, that can identify quite strongly with the subject matter (even if I haven't worked in a movie theater), it is the sort of thing I need to read to remind myself that life can be just as frustrating for others:
"I don't know how to talk about money. It's one of those things we can't seem to get shook of. As much as we pretend it doesn't matter, it sets the stage for all our relationships. What I have, what you don't--all of it bound up in our identity, our careers, our ambition, our self-worth.
That was the gall of this first job, the improbability of being seen, how a stranger could just look at you and shrink you down into nothing. I was in college. I wanted to be a writer. I considered myself intelligent, ambitious, sensitive, with a full inner life. But every day wore me down to the nub until I carried in me a reservoir of abiding hate.
One summer at the theater, I spotted someone I knew from high school lining up at my register. He had gone to college upstate, and now he was back for the break. He looked good: lean, tan, handsome.
He recognized me.
Hey, Billy, how are you?
And it wasn't embarrassment but rage prickling at my face.
I pressed the bottoms of my hands to the counter.
I glared at him.
Would you like to try our super combo? (163)
The final two stories I loved for similar reasons. The first is "Every Night a Little Death," by Patrick Ryan. It concerns the travails of a team of graveyard shift proofreaders at a large law firm. The story is just hilarious and it made me laugh more than anything else in the collection. It seems completely over the top. I know that many of these entries are essays, or pieces of creative non-fiction, and some of them are works of complete fiction. I really could not decide where to categorize this piece. Certainly, it reads like creative non-fiction, but it's so extreme that it has to be fiction.
Cue person chiming in that life is often stranger than fiction.
I just don't believe someone who would come into work every night wearing a clown wig would get so upset about office propriety. It is slightly more believable that a person would bring a stuffed chimpanzee into work with her--slightly--but not that she would use such a toy as a weapon of assault. Frankly, I wish I worked in an office where such shenanigans were commonplace.
"I'd never had a job in the corporate world before. I'd been a house-painter, a waiter, a stockroom clerk, an English teacher, a bartender. The graveyard shift seemed a fitting place for me to land, given that I'd just moved from the 'sleepy' South to the city that never sleeps--an exciting change for me, though most of my friends back home had told me I was being foolish. 'New York?' one of them had asked. 'Really? I hope you have a lot of money, and a lot of tears.'
Another, pulling up beside me at a traffic light, had rolled down his window to shake his head and holler, 'That place is going to chew you up, spit you out, and piss on you.'
'I'll tell you exactly what's going to happen,' an older, chain-smoking neighbor had said as I was helping him sort his recycling. 'You're going to fuck up your life beyond belief, and you're going to be back here in six months--probably addicted to heroin.'
All of which made me more determined than ever to succeed (success meaning only my not having to move back south in six months). I took the job. I even decided graveyard shift had an impressive ring to it. Responsible people worked the graveyard shift. Guys who wore matching-cap-and-jacket uniforms and carried lunchboxes worked the graveyard shift. Copyeditors in newsrooms, security guards who shone flashlights into warehouses, EMTs who stanched gunshot wounds--these were the secret heroes who kept the gears of the world turning while everyone else snoozed.
I was thirty-three and living in New York. I had an illegal sublet on the upper west side that was mine for another two months, and I had employment. To celebrate, I went to dinner with friends." (19-20)
This story isn't especially deep or dramatic, but it's just very entertaining from start to finish, and pretty original. I am reminded of a book I've never read called And Then We Came to the End. I guess that is the closest reference point. It feels like non-fiction, but again, it's just a tad unbelievable. It's right near the beginning of the anthology, which is brilliant sequencing. Maybe it's not actually the second-best story in the collection, but the sequencing made me feel that was so.
The best story in the collection, then, is "Quid Pro Quo, Just as Easy as That" by Jeanne Thornton.
I'm not just saying that because it has a transgender narrator. I am definitely not playing that game.
This is straight-up creative non-fiction. Unlike Ryan's story, none of it strikes me as too absurd to be true.
Can I profess some ignorance? I still get really confused when transgender people identify themselves. The narrator in this story is a trans woman. I need to think for a second to make sure I get it right. They were born male, but transitioned to female. Whether they have undergone hormone treatment or not is unclear in this story. To be honest, it doesn't matter. The transgender issue is almost secondary to the poverty issue. Just looking at the first two pages of this story, every sentence begs to be excerpted. Because of my obsession with monthly expenses, I must excerpt the very end of that second page, and the top 1/3 of the third page:
"It was a flush time for me in New York City. According to invoices I still have, I was making the sweet sum of $12 per hour and working enough to clear about $1600 every month. The rent at the time was $1100, which I split evenly with a roommate. My share of the bills was usually about $125 total, and the Metrocard rate $100 per month. I knew of a cheap grocery store and cooked when I could. I smoked back then too, a hideously expensive habit at $13 a pack in NYC. So I'd switched to smoking three of four 'lucies' a day at $0.75 per cigarette, or $2 for three, from the grocery store just down the street from me that kept lookouts. Sometimes you could run across illicit cig pushers on the streets--especially, for some reason, on Roosevelt Island--who'd let you have a whole fat pack of Delaware-smuggled Newports for seven bucks. A devotee of The Richest Man in Babylon, I kept back about $100 or $200 from each paycheck to put into a savings fund, though I inevitably ran out of money every three or four months--food, doctor bills, miscellany--and had to raid it back to zero. But it all worked." (113-114)
So it seems, finally, here is another person that makes the same sorts of observations I do, and has similar concerns. Perhaps this is why I feel this is the best story in the collection.
This story is about the narrator herself, her boss at the publishing company where she works, and her friend that sleeps on her couch (her roommate, who paid the other $550, moved to Chicago to work for Groupon, and paid the next couple of months to be nice). There is a footnote about "All My Friends" by LCD Soundsystem. The story is about everything and nothing. It's a story whose style, tone, structure and plot I'd like to emulate. The only thing that slightly annoyed me about it was that the narrator would not reveal what her friend wrote on Facebook:
"Friends--without exception, female friends--began to tell me explicitly that they would not come over to see me when my friend was at the apartment. After the Facebook message incident, my friend was not a big fan of women, and he liked to discuss this with other women whom I was friends with. He would discuss it with me, too. In part this was because I hesitated to defend myself as a woman to him, and because I don't think he particularly thought of me as one anyway. (As evidence of this, the time he laughed at me and said you're a dude.)" (117)
Ultimately I think this is one of the most entertaining stories in the anthology, and while the ending may be one of failure, it feels happier than that, like the narrator will be going on to better things.
So we come to the end of this lengthy review. I think this book makes an excellent gift for any person moving to New York for the first time. The only question is whether it will be eternally relevant, or if NYC will completely transform itself in 20 years. This may be sold for a buck on tables arrayed on various streets in Greenwich Village in five years, but it is a worthwhile project for capturing the city at a crucial time in history.
Friday, September 11, 2015
S/M: Experience #4
Today is 9/11/15. It's not every day you write a book or a movie that anticipates a very particular day in the future (recently, I made a joke in court about a continuance to October 21, 2015 that did not go over very well), and on those days, you must celebrate. You must celebrate (though on this day certainly, we must mourn) and reflect on your accomplishments and assess how accurate your vision has proven to be. I never wanted to release S/M on its own blog, like my other two "completed" books, but now we have posted 2 out of the 34 chapters or so. The previous one posted was not one of the highlights of the book, but was just extremely timely in the same way. This is a definite highlight in the book. This is the high point, the low point, the climax, the everything. It's a definite spoiler, but given the amount of interest that S/M has generated, who really gives a fuck anymore? Enjoy.
Experience
#4
Happiness,
love, sex, and death. The four essential
experiences to a human life. Birth might
also be included, but I have a hard time believing anybody remembers being
born. I also mentioned, earlier, that
work could be included there. True, I
could still go home, I could still get back on my feet, I could still work on a
screenplay, I could still achieve success yet.
Enough! My hope is all used up. That is not accurate to say. I do not want to have any hope. I do not wish to join the simpering masses on
their crowded commuter trains at 7 AM, on an inadequate sleeping schedule,
returning at 5, facing the world as an equal when even the most basic bodily
functions send terror shooting along my insides. I have never been able to express myself in language
aloud. What few words I manage to issue
forth from my mouth are filled with the most banal observations. Only here, on the page, is the full magnitude
of my personality presented. It has been
a long ride, but the roller coaster has just passed its final curve, and is now
stopping, prepared for us to disembark and to load in another train of
passengers.
Everyone wishes for sustained
happiness. Take Samantha for
example. Ben will provide her with
sustained happiness. By now he must have
passed the Bar. By now he must be
working at a prestigious law firm in downtown Los Angeles. The money will soon come rolling right
in. Samantha must be submitting shorts
to the Hollywood Film Festival. They
must be living together and thinking about marriage. Ben must be getting ready to pop the
question, or has probably already done so.
Samantha will clearly accept. Ben
has very few faults. There are none that
I have witnessed, and none that I have heard Samantha mention. Sustained happiness is theirs.
Take me, for example. Would Samantha and I even have experienced
sustained happiness, were she to have dumped Ben after that fateful “day of
reckoning” a month before the end of college?
There’s no way of knowing for sure, but my long term prospects could
never equal those of Ben. A rift in the
relationship could have occurred. The
only reason our friendship is so strong is because Samantha never allowed
herself to get close enough to me to be disappointed.
Happiness: Robby and I at a 4th
of July celebration, carefree, successful for our age, doing totally typical
teenage things, no cooler or less cool than anyone else.
Love: Meeting Rhiannon for the first
time, feeling like there was nothing I could do except impress her, going on an
adventure downtown, feeling more advanced, comfortably normal, the way living
should feel.
Sex: Tamara swiftly taking my
innocence, doing it gently, carefully, feeling more normal, now on the same
level as everyone else.
Death: At an early age, with
profound works of art attached, a thrilling obituary, not famous, but oh so
close.
If only they knew! If only those publishing houses had let me in
their doors! If only 20th
Century Fox, ABC Disney, CBS Paramount, Warner Brothers, or NBC Universal had
let me squeeze into their crowded, crowded worlds. If only I had found a place I could feel
comfortable, with everything taken care of for me, without feeling like an
invalid.
I won’t go home. What’s the day? Why, it’s a national holiday in
September. No work today. We must never forget. I remember: I was ten years old. I was getting ready to leave for school. My parents told me I didn’t have to go. We were witnessing something
unprecedented. One day of studies could
not contain the lessons presented in that experience. My parents called their relatives and
friends, but none of them lived in New York.
We were safe. None of us were
hurt. Now I live in New York. And today nobody goes to work. There are few symbolic dates in a calendar
year. January 1. February 14.
Easter. Thanksgiving. December 25.
Your birthday. October 31. December 31.
And today.
Am I drinking? I’m out of money. I could still call my parents and ask for
money to get home. I have a few
cigarettes left. Smoke one.
I’m watching documentaries on TV
about today. My history lesson, my déjà
vu from a more innocent time. Getting
drunk might prove advantageous at a time like this, but there is literally no
more money. Seriously. It’s call my parents and go home with my tail
between my legs or leave this life and hope that some published history will
suffice as a point of success, my education not a total waste after all.
Oh but what a waste anyways! What a waste of a perfectly healthy body, an
attractive frame, a reconstituted weight, and an artful mind. Social anxiety makes such a waste of
life. I could still go home and see a
therapist and receive a prescription and feel like normal people are supposed
to feel. You must know how I feel about
that, though: they’re all wimps. Did
they have prescriptions for depression in Ancient Egypt, Ancient Greece,
Ancient Rome? People got along perfectly
well on their wits. All these chains we
have to wear, more and more as we advance into the future—more invisible laws,
more anxieties, more population, more technology, and more division.
One thing that will I will miss:
you, reader! Reader, you have been with
me from the start. I applaud your
efforts of patience. You’ve been such a
good friend to me, to listen to this entire confession, to push forward after
many instances where others might have thrown it down in disgust—you believed
in me, and you don’t know how much that means to me. Unfortunately, no one else believes in me,
and this is why I have to do this. We
had a good time though, didn’t we? I got
to tell you about all the different times I cut myself and how my life has
inexorably led me to this decision, how my life isn’t worth living because it’s
filled with so much disappointment. Why
get older! I’m always concerned about
significant accomplishments for one’s age.
I have two significant pieces of writing to my name. Perhaps I may be awarded a posthumous
literary prize! Other people count
success by whether they can get a good job and find a good partner and have
their own happy family—but we all know that’s never been within my grasp. Therefore, my version of success: live fast,
die young, leave a good-looking corpse.
That’s such a cliché I can’t believe I just used it during such an
important part! But it is true—I have
followed that cliché to a T. But what
other versions of success have I grasped?
There was the applause for 28 ½
Cuts, an experience many people never have.
There was the love shown to me by my first English class freshman year
after that first essay I submitted.
There are the two literary documents—the first, a heartbreaking novel
about a doomed romance, the second, a memoir filled to the brink with pathos, a
companion for any fellow sufferers of abject humiliation and self-inflicted
hate. I give you all a giant hug from my
soon-to-be sterilized lower east side apartment in NYC.
Notes on imperfection: if my first
novel were good enough, it would have been published and I could have led a
slightly different life than the one I’m in.
But no. All the gods told me I
was a failure as a scribe. I couldn’t
put together a compelling enough query letter.
I couldn’t get people interested in me.
It’s all a matter of selling, right?
Selling yourself in interviews with prospective employers. Selling yourself at bars with prospective
lovers. Selling yourself in anonymous
letters with prospective agents. I
wonder why I even started writing in the first place. Oh wait, now I remember—I couldn’t deal with
so many “teammates” on an original cinematic production. I didn’t like selling my vision to a
group. I had to keep my vision inside my
own head and waste two years, a year on it, only to see it come to nothing. Nobody wanted it when I presented it. There weren’t the right characters. There weren’t the right problems. There weren’t the right solutions. There weren’t the right concepts to stand
behind. Excuses, excuses, excuses. There really wasn’t any talent in the first
place. It was always people who I knew
in person, telling me I had great potential, people that would be proud to know
me if I ever hit it big—you can never have too many friends in this
business. Entertainment. All 7 billion people on this Earth just want
to be entertained. And all 7 billion
just want to be entertainers, too. But
who among us is actually educated in entertainment? What about educated in enlightenment? Despite the overcrowded marketplace, there is
a glut of entertainment which does nothing to educate the dim swathe of America
which will believe anything a talk show host tells them. I’ve worked my entire life to gain the
respect of anyone in a position to judge my talent and here we are at the end,
disillusioned, disappointed, crestfallen, dismissed.
There are successes and then there
are greater successes and there are failures and then there are greater
failures. Right here today, we mix the
greatest success and the greatest failure a life contains. The greatest success—the completion. The greatest failure—the abortion. Do not misunderstand my use of the word
abortion—I am pro-choice—I do not believe abortion is a sign of failure. In a way, it’s a sign of too much
success. I suppose it only seems like a
failure for all of those couples unable to get pregnant. A wasted gift.
We are at the end. Two cigarettes left. Smoke another.
What else do I have left to
say? I’ve already sent my final messages
to Samantha and Robby, my two closest friends in this life. What about Jake? Jake deserves a place in the end of this
confession, because I admit with Jake, I was respected as an equal. He was an actor and I was a filmmaker. We were cut out of the same cloth. We were equally talented. He stayed in L.A. and I went home on the
premise of guaranteed income. He stayed
on his own and fended for himself. Jake,
I admire you. That is my message to him.
I admire him, I wish I had never stopped being his roommate. We made a pretty good team, didn’t we? We had some pretty good parties. We collaborated on some pretty good
work. We had pretty good taste as far as
people in L.A. are concerned. Jake, may
this work become famous and may you rise to fame yourself for your role as a
character in this story.
Who else is there to mention? Tim, my Canadian compatriot from French
club? We never spent enough time
together, Tim. I should have asked you
if I could have moved in. More
intelligent to live in Chicago than New York.
New York may be where all the action is, but there’s just as much going
on in Chicago. The attitude is the only
thing that’s different. People in New
York live life to the fullest because they’re aware of how thin a thread
they’re hanging by, whereas people in Chicago live life to the emptiest because
they’re completely confident they’ll be able to live forever and accomplish all
of their family dreams. People in L.A.,
the majority of them, have their heads up their asses and don’t know hell from
high water. The division of classes is
more prevalent there than anywhere else.
But Tim, I belonged in Chicago and if I hadn’t been so stupid, I might
have been able to salvage something out of this heap I call my life.
Adam? Dare I mention Adam again? Or Tamara?
To both of them I want to say: I regret my fear of boldness.
Or anybody else there was that I
will never forget: Bill, Zack, wanting me for something that I’ll never be
again. Nancy, Susie, Rachel, Jenn,
treating me like a human being worthy of respect, despite less healthy
qualities. Sean, Corey, teaching me how
not to behave. Jessica, for introducing
me to the concept of girlfriend.
Rhiannon, for introducing me to the concept of discretion. Nick, showing me there was more than one way
to be cool. Professor Diminico, Jackie,
Professor Sheetz, making me feel like I wasn’t born on this earth to be a
failure.
My parents, who don’t deserve to be
treated like this. They never had
anything but my best interests in mind.
What a reward for them to receive for a job well done, giving their son
the best education money could buy (within their means), giving him the freedom
of an automobile, and giving him the autonomy to decide where he should make
his home without discouragement.
Down to the last cigarette now. Smoke it!
Sometimes questions like these are fun to answer: if you had to pick,
what would be the last album you ever listened to before you die? The last song? I remember reading that Kurt Cobain listened
to Automatic for the People and that
Joey Ramone listened to All That You
Can’t Leave Behind. There is the
legendary listening of Iggy’s The Idiot by
Ian Curtis. I’ve read vague things about a novel where
a depressed girl plans to slit her wrists while listening to “Strawberry Fields
Forever.” And I remember a friend of a
friend once saying he would listen to Kid
A if he were in a plane that was going to crash—maybe he was thinking of
the song, “How to Disappear Completely.”
For my pick I choose Young Team. I plan to take the offending action at the
start of the final track, and have everything ended by the close of its
seventeen minute running time. I wonder
if I should run a bath. We still have
some time, maybe a little over forty-five minutes until the writing will be
stopped. Oh, I’ll run a bath. I’ll bring this laptop with me in there and
place it on top of the toilet.
This is intense! Every minute holds greater and greater
significance. The decision is finally
mine to be made. Nobody is going to stop
me except myself. I can still call it
off and call my parents and tell them that I can’t make it in New York and need
to move home—could they send some money?
I could even take that money and have more good times and do this again
a week from now, lying to my parents, but that wouldn’t be polite. I at least want to go out as a thoughtful
person, never asking for more than was appropriate at the time.
Let me offer one final shout at God:
This is it! This is the brain you gave
me, this is what it led to. Utter
despair. Do you think I blame you for
letting this world get too crowded, for letting opportunities come to the few
that separate themselves by god-knows-what mechanism? No, I would rather blame my parents for
having me. They didn’t deserve a child
with my face, with my body, with my personality. They deserved the starting quarterback of the
high school varsity football team. But
it was you that made that decision, you that chose consciousness for me. I would rather be a non-entity, unaware that
anything lively ever occurred. Knowledge
and observation is a curse. To see all
those people, complaining about not getting laid in a month. I went years
until I had the boldness to bring back Trudie.
And I even owe all of that to heroin.
Why am I talking to God about my sex life? That’s so inappropriate it’s not even
funny. Why are people so obsessed with
their sexual activity? Why did you have
to make me so abnormal in this category?
Like that author whose name I won’t reveal said: sex is one of the four
basic elements to the human life. And I
am deprived of a normal one. Why? I’m intelligent, I’m attractive—what the hell
is wrong with me? Oh, right, I’m just
confused, that’s all. Just put it out of
your mind. Life is not one big Greek drama,
complete with a protagonist’s tragic flaw.
It’s just babies being born, growing up, doing the things adults do,
growing old, and dying. It’s just making
a living, that’s all it comes down to.
Work. Why can’t we all live in
harmony, God? Why can’t there be enough
for everyone to go around? Why do we
always have to worry about how we’re ever going to be able to survive? Is it just this country I’m living in, that
has perverted the basic elements of human existence, or is it the entire world,
and is this place actually better than others?
I don’t know who to believe about anything anymore. The greatest writers in history. Plato and Aristotle, Sophocles and Homer,
Aeschylus and Aristophanes, Dante and Cervantes, Shakespeare and Milton, Lao
Tzu, Flaubert and Balzac, Tolstoy and Kafka, Joyce and Proust, Nabokov and
Mann, Hemingway and Fitzgerald. They’re
the only ones I can believe. And who
knows how many of them were motivated by commercial popularity. Who knows how many of them were fixated on
immortality. I suppose I should believe
in doctors who only have the health of their patients in mind. Or lawyers, who only have the freedom of
their clients in mind. Or journalists,
who only have the ideal of objective truth in mind. None of them can help me. I can’t join their ranks. There’s enough of them as it is. All that’s in store for me is low-wage
slavery. What a fantastic way to go out.
Barely squeaking past the rent every month. Only being able to afford the cheapest food,
and then having to cook it myself, without anyone to share it with. Or else, with someone to share it with, but
with constant anxiety in regards to conversation, tedium, fear of
double-crossing. Better to be alone, to
go out with a real bang, to show everyone I was here, I saw what it was like,
and there wasn’t any place for me.
Except being a loser that returned home to his parents without any
money. And I will not give in to that
failure. I will not be condemned to that
life. Better to be an independent being,
a victim of impossible circumstances, a fool perhaps, but a very talented one
that went unappreciated. A person whose legacy
is defined by this very document, a work of filth, a work of half-lived life, a
piece that will live in infamy as the definitive treatise on inadequacy,
depression, anxiety, self-injury, deviance, abuse, popularity, failure,
bitterness, hostility, paranoia, competitiveness, dilettantism, and love—real ,
imagined, denied.
Enough with the grandiose
vocabulary—are you still into it? I’m
not. It’s time to go. I’m in the bathtub. Here’s my utility blade. You’ve been a wonderful audience. Let’s see how long I can last. Just like when you’re scared to do something,
like jumping into a cold pool. One, two,
three, go! Right one cut! Right one cut! Oh, the blood is spewing, it is spewing! So much!
So fast! It’s crazy. Okay, left one now, left one now. And, left one cut! Left one cut!
Oh, that is crazy. I should put
my arms in the water for the soothing feeling but this is incredible, no one
has ever written this way before, I swear to God no one has ever spent their
last minutes writing as their life gives out.
Oh, it would be soothing to put them in the water. There is pain, and blood is getting all over
the keyboard, I hope the circuitry doesn’t become damaged and this document
unrecoverable. A buzz! A buzz at the door. I must buzz them in. A visitor!
Well I just got out of the bathtub
to grant them admittance to my building and I opened up my front door a crack
so they can push it in. Maybe they will
rescue me and bring me to the hospital and I will survive yet, but oh
well! It’s up to them. For now, I’m going to stop typing. Put my arms back in the tub and relax. This song is so soothing.
THE
END
Tuesday, September 1, 2015
The Brief Wondrous Life of Oscar Wao - Junot Diaz (2007)
This is the first book I have read by Junot Diaz. Recently, it held the #1 spot on the list referenced in the post on The Corrections. I'm going to nip this one in the bud: that list is a bunch of BS. The Brief Wondrous Life of Oscar Wao is a decent read, and I recommend it, but it is not the greatest novel of the still-young 21st century. To hold that title, the novel must be perfect, or as close to perfect as practicable. Assessing perfection isn't an easy task either.
What are the perfect novels I have read? The Sorrows of Young Werther, The Great Gatsby and Lolita come to mind, but even such esteemed classics as these have their detractors--they're "overrated" or "the work of a sick man." Truthfully, if Diaz had not been at the top of that list, I would give it a better review. For me at least, something kicks in when a new book becomes critically-acclaimed: I want to find a defect to prove that it's not as good as everyone says it is. I don't feel this way about films, TV shows, theater, music or any other type of art. Just books. I've been waiting to "hate-read" The Goldfinch for almost two years now. Why? Because books take concentration and sometimes people skim them. I feel that I always put enough "effort" into a book to write an accurate review--not always the case for those other mediums (though I have toyed with writing reviews of Interstellar and Ant-Man over the past couple of weeks and months, it can be hard to say something original about them).
The first problem with this book (for me) is the Spanish. There is a lot of Spanish in this book and it is almost never translated. True, if one does not know the language, one can still easily read the book and get something out of it, but I have to believe that with the quantity of Spanish (or "Spanglish," if you call it that), knowledge will enhance your experience. One comment on race: Spanish is already on its way to becoming a second national language, so perhaps the popularity of this book is merely a reflection of that cultural shift in progress. Obviously, this book will be enjoyed most by children of immigrants from the Dominican Republic, and to a lesser extent, Hispanic-Americans generally. "Nerds" are another target demographic, and though I think Comic Con attendees will also enjoy it, the ethnic connection is ultimately more powerful. People that know what Hispanic families are like (and don't need to keep a Spanish-to-English dictionary at hand) will enjoy it the most.
The plot? Fuku. Fuku is a curse that has bedeviled Oscar's family for the past hundred years or more. Oscar himself is not named Wao, but Cabral de Leon (he is called Oscar Wao by his friends in reference to a Doctor Who character, I think). This account of "Oscar's life" is much more an account of his family's history. Anybody going into this blind deserves to know that. (As usual, I will avoid spoilers--though it is quite easy to go almost all the way to the end of this book without spoiling anything.)
Because of this aspect, the book bears an unsettling resemblance to One Hundred Years of Solitude (the rare review without an excerpt!). Checking that review, I would say the historical parts are easier to follow in this one, but equally maddening. Obviously, this story is about Oscar. But really it amounts to about three or four decent-sized chapters or short stories about Oscar and the different periods in his life (teen-hood, college-dom, young adult-hood). The book has 335 pages and it seems like less than half of them are about Oscar.
Oscar, the character, and the tales of his existence, are all very well done. Though in the same way the book's structure and modus operandi seem plucked from Marquez, Oscar seems like Ignatius J. Reilly of A Confederacy of Dunces updated for the 1980's. This is a book that wears its influences on its sleeve--in other ways more obvious than this. I particularly enjoy the Watchmen references.
Along the way, the story is narrated by Oscar's former college roommate, and ex-boyfriend of his sister Lola. Lola herself is one of the major characters, and a significant portion of the text is devoted to her, as well as their mother Beli.
Basically, the story starts with Oscar in the early 1980's. On display right away is the Spanglish and the brash narrative tone--which is a bit unnerving. A second comment on race, if I may--urban patois is used here not in the typical stereotypical way, but it seems a bit disingenuous. I'm glad that it is not reserved for the token ghetto character that ambitious society-spanning comedie-humaines must include, but it seems like it's trying too hard to be cool or appeal to a younger generation of readers. I prefer to excerpt passages that highlight certain great things about a book, but in this instance it's just going to sound really racist if I don't back it up. On a related note the n-word is used way too breezily. Okay, maybe this is realistic, but it feels...off....:
"...What's wrong with you? his mother asked. She was getting ready to go to her second job, the eczema on her hands looking like a messy meal that had set. When Oscar whimpered, Girls, Moms de Leon nearly exploded. Tu ta llorando por una muchacha? She hauled Oscar to his feet by his ear.
Mami, stop it, his sister cried, stop it!
She threw him to the floor. Dale un galletazo, she panted, then see if the little puta respects you.
If he'd been a different nigger he might have considered the galletazo. It wasn't just that he didn't have no kind of father to show him the masculine ropes, he simply lacked all aggressive and martial tendencies. (Unlike his sister, who fought boys and packs or morena girls who hated her thin nose and straightish hair.) Oscar had like a zero combat rating; even Olga and her toothpick arms could have stomped him silly. Aggression and intimidation was out of the question. So he thought it over. Didn't take him long to decide. After all, Maritza was beautiful and Olga was not; Olga sometimes smelled like pee and Maritza did not. Maritza was allowed over their house and Olga was not. (A puertorican over here? his mother scoffed. Jamas!) His logic as close to the yes/no math of insects as a nigger could get. He broke up with Olga the following day on the playground, Maritza at his side, and how Olga had cried! Shaking like a rag in her hand-me-downs and in the shoes that were four sizes too big! Snots pouring out her nose and everything!" (14-15)
In a way, I can see how people find this tone to be charming, and sometimes it is very funny and more entertaining than not. It keeps the action moving along. It is "energetic." But I need to look up what galletazo means to get it--sort of. Like, I get it eventually, but this story is really made for a person that has a more innate understanding of the DR experience. And I get that Dominicans are dark-skinned and the n-word is not confined to the African-American experience, but it feels unnecessary to me--this is probably a cultural thing though.
There are footnotes, and these usually provide background on the political history of the Dominican Republic. In my humble opinion, these are some of the best parts of the book. I'm not sure if they are made-up or actually true--most likely a "magical realism" blend--but they're great stories, told well (even with the sometimes unsettling narrative tone). I had never heard of Trujillo previous to reading this, so in that sense, the book expanded my worldview. Moreover, perhaps because I feel this way about the historical elements, my favorite chapter was the 5th, which concerns Oscar's heretofor-mysterious grandfather, Abelard. For me, this was one of the finest moments of the novel. On a personal note, I may have felt this way because I experienced a reversal in my employment situation around the time I read it, and certain details felt prescient:
"What followed is still, to this day, hotly disputed. There are those who swear on their mothers that when Abelard finally opened the trunk he poked his head inside and said, Nope, no bodies here. This is what Abelard himself claimed to have said. A poor joke, certainly, but not 'slander' or 'gross calumny.' In Abelard's version of the events, his friends laughed, the bureau was secured, and off he drove to his Santiago apartment, where Lydia was waiting for him (forty-two and still lovely and still worried shitless about his daughter). The court officers and their hidden 'witnesses,' however, argued that something quite different happened, that when Dr. Abelard Luis Cabral opened the trunk of the Packard, he said, Nope, no bodies here, Trujillo must have cleaned them out for me.
End quote." (234-235)
There are also chapters featuring Lola and Beli, and one that is apparently written by Lola. As one wades through the text, it can be jarring, and even though it comes together eventually, I'm not sure of the purpose (at least of the chapter that Lola narrates).
The ending of the book is both triumphant and maddening. The reader will likely be stirred and uplifted by Oscar's redemption, but personally I don't understand why he needs to take his trip. There is the nice motif of the sugar cane fields, but Oscar's actions also appear senseless to me.
Far be it from me to criticize a book that is not a series of sexual escapades, but rather a series of unrequited love-scapades, and featuring a main character named Oscar in 2007, but I do not buy the ending. Oscar has transformed into a different person by the end of the novel, and one that appears readily capable of overcoming his "pathetic" nature. So I do not buy that he needs to take the trip. And I do not buy that he would act so recklessly in the face of such visceral threats. Regardless, the setting is the occasion for my favorite line in the book, even though I've never been an RPG gamer or D&D wizard:
"What the fuck, Oscar, I said on the phone. I leave you alone for a couple days and you almost get yourself slabbed?
His voice sounded muffled. I kissed a girl, Yunior. I finally kissed a girl.
But, O, you almost got yourself killed.
It wasn't completely egregious, he said. I still had a few hit points left." (305)
In sum, this is an original book whose influences are worn on its sleeve. It does feel "energetically" written and I can see why people like it. It's not the best book of the 21st century though. It's not aiming for that. I liked it, even a lot at times, but I think it will be best appreciated by those with a better working knowledge of Spanish. And big fat dorks that live in the ghetto.
Tuesday, July 21, 2015
Please Kill Me: the Uncensored Oral History of Punk - Legs McNeil and Gillian McCain (1997)
I first read Please Kill Me about 9 or 10 years ago, right after I graduated college. I decided to read it again when I finished my last couple books quickly and the newest one hadn't arrived at the library yet. I am very glad I did this, and it seems really cliche at this point and non-prestigious, but I must anoint this yet another one of the Best Books reviewed on Flying Houses. This book is not perfect--it's maybe 50-100 pages too long, but once you start to get wrapped up in the characters, you would probably go on another 200. I mean, this book never got boring to me. There were some parts that just aren't as well told as others, but there is so much detail and vulnerability in these pages that no reader can encounter this text without becoming unmoved. Not everybody is into punk rock music, but everybody should read this book. Most people like some kind of music, and this book hits on most genres anyways.
There are a lot of similarities to Lexicon Devil (also on the Best Books list), and perhaps one could accuse me of being a sucker for the oral history genre. I mean, I also really liked Rant. But it's more than the format, or the concept of a book devoid of exposition, operating purely on dialogue. The genre just tends to elevate storytelling to a higher level, accentuating unique details from shared memories and sensory impressions. More obviously, none of these books are PC. They describe experiences that never should have been allowed to happen. Please Kill Me positively revels in this material.
Still, it's not an endorsement of a dissolute lifestyle, and focuses a little bit more on the music than Lexicon Devil. Now this may be because the Germs were a terrible band who seemed to actively avoid improving their chops. But the other book this calls to mind is Our Band Could Be Your Life. Where Please Kill Me leaves off (late 70's/early 80's), Our Band Could Be Your Life pretty much picks up. The format is different, but the attitude is similar. OBCBYL feels a little bit more academic, and is probably not as engaging a read because once you finish the story of each band, you're done. I think ultimately what makes Please Kill Me so special is the power of its story.
The story starts in 1965 with Lou Reed and ends in 1992 with the death of Jerry Nolan. The interviews that comprise this "oral history" seem to have started in the late 70's with Punk magazine and wrapped up with more comprehensive, authoritative, and "sober" interviews in 1994 and 1995.
Before moving on, I want to note that this book is ripe for a re-issue, with new material. The final section of the book (the epilogue) is titled "Nevermind: 1980-1992." Now, when this book was published in 1997, one of the most fucked up periods of popular music was ascendant, and few would anticipate the backlash to that era, or the revival of the so-called "CBGB scene." Almost all of the artists in Please Kill Me made "comebacks" (to varying levels of success), and many others have died. To recognize such occurrences, I would include a "post-epilogue" and title it "Cashing In: 2003-2015." Apparently, a 20th anniversary edition will be released next year, so my predictions are not far off.
The book starts off on an impossibly high note with its material on the Velvet Underground. Straight out of the gates, it is immediately apparent that nobody is trying to maintain a squeaky-clean PR image. Lou Reed is basically at the center of the depravity. There are PLENTY of juicy excerpts that I could include here, but I will leave them to be sought out by discerning readers. Instead, I will try to focus on the historical import of the artists described.
Now, most people will say punk rock started with the Ramones. Some say the Stooges. Others say the Sex Pistols. The authors contend that they invented the term themselves. Sometimes I say that the Beatles' "Helter Skelter" is the real beginning of punk rock. But truly, honestly, the Velvet Underground embodied everything that came to define the genre (except the faster tempos):
"Lou Reed: Andy Warhol told me that what we were doing with the music was the same thing he was doing with painting and movies and writing--i.e., not kidding around. To my mind, nobody in music was doing anything that even approximated the real thing, with the exception of us. We were doing a specific thing that was very, very real. It wasn't slick or a lie in any conceivable way, which was the only way we could work with him. Because the first thing I liked about Andy was that he was very real." (7)
Danny Fields makes his first appearance here, and describes how he convinced Lou Reed and John Cale to cut "the Exploding Plastic Inevitable" from their live show (which was a kind of S&M performance with lights and film projections) and to leave Andy Warhol for a better manager, to "make it" as a band. Fields is practically a non-stop presence throughout the book and tells many of the best stories--though the reader tends to wonder if some of these stories are more "legend" than "fact." Actually, there are several points in the book where the speaker (or interviewee) draws a distinction between the story everyone hears and the reality that happened. One of them is the famed meeting of Jim Morrison with Nico and Andy Warhol, indelibly portrayed by Crispin Glover in The Doors:
"Danny Fields: I've never had any respect for Oliver Stone, but after seeing his version of the Morrison/Nico meeting in the Doors movie--'Hello, I am Nico, would you like to go to bed with me?'--the reality of it couldn't have been more different.
What really happened was that I met Morrison at the Elektra office in Los Angeles and he followed me back to the Castle in his rented car. Morrison walked into the kitchen and Nico was there and they stood and circled each other.
Then they stared at the floor and didn't say a word to each other. They were both too poetic to say anything. It was a very boring, poetic, silent thing that was going on between them. They formed a mystical bond immediately--I think Morrison pulled Nico's hair and then he proceeded to get extremely drunk and I fed him whatever was left of my drugs that Edie Sedgwick hadn't stolen." (29)
Right after this early section about the Velvet Underground with passing references to the Doors, the Stooges are introduced. Now, the Stooges are one of the major elements of this book, and almost all of the anecdotes about them are mind-boggling. I particularly appreciate the story of Iggy Pop's first experience with weed:
"Iggy Pop:...I realized that these guys were way over my head, and that what they were doing was so natural to them that it was ridiculous for me to make a studious copy of it, which is what most white blues bands did.
Then one night, I smoked a joint. I'd always wanted to take drugs, but I'd never been able to because the only drug I knew about was marijuana and I was a really bad asthmatic. Before that, I wasn't interested in drugs, or getting drunk, either. I just wanted to play and get something going, that was all I cared about. But this girl, Vivian, who had given me the ride to Chicago, left me with a little grass.
So one night I went down by the sewage treatment plant by the Loop, where the river is entirely industrialized. It's all concrete banks and effluvia by the Marina Towers. So I smoked this joint and then it hit me.
I thought, What you gotta do is play your own simple blues. I could describe my experience based on the way those guys are describing theirs...
So that's what I did. I appropriated a lot of their vocal forms, and also their turns of phrase--either heard or misheard or twisted from blues songs. So 'I Wanna Be Your Dog' is probably my mishearing of 'Baby Please Don't Go.'" (38-39)
The MC5 are also introduced around this section. Together, these two bands (along with the Dead Boys, who come along towards the end) comprise the entirety of bands based outside of New York City. While this is a book about the origins of punk rock, it is also a vivid portrait of NYC in the 70's. The material on MC5, I can take or leave. I've tried listening to them, and just can't really get into it. The music just sounds more dated to me, for some reason.
The New York Dolls come next. Now, I actually saw the Stooges and the New York Dolls for the first time on the same day, at Little Steven's Underground Garage Festival on Randall's Island in August of 2003 (maybe '04, I can't remember). Syl Sylvain had just died, and the New York Dolls were the third to last band. They seemed a bit like a nostalgia act, but David Johansen was energetic and enthused and the crowd loved them. The Strokes then played next, a very efficient, no-frills, solid set. The Stooges closed, and to date remains one of the best performances I have seen. Mike Watt was on bass, but both Asheton brothers were in, and Iggy (then in his mid-50's) seemed as potent as ever.
Really I'm skipping around though. There's a section before the New York Dolls that introduces Patti Smith. The material on Patti Smith in this book is essential. It might as well be Patti Smith's book. After I finished it again, I watched a performance from the Primavera Sound Festival in May 2015, and while I was slightly let down when I saw her at Lollapalooza in 2005, she seemed like she has tapped into a more powerful energy of late. Her rendition of Lou Reed's "Perfect Day" (despite screwing up the words) is an emotionally devastating experience that should make you cry in the most beautiful way.
There are several "hearts" of this book, and Patti Smith is one of them (Iggy is another). The success of her memoir Just Kids has fueled a late-career renaissance, and I hope to read and review that book in the near future on this site.
Jim Carroll, another one of the several characters in this story that recently passed away, is introduced near this point. So is David Bowie:
"Cyrinda Foxe: David Bowie and his wife Angela had a very open marriage. They were sleeping with anybody they felt like sleeping with. David and Angela and I had a menage a trois for about five minutes, but then I made her leave because David and I were gonna play. Angela was fucking David's black bodyguard, and David and I used to get down on all fours and peek in their keyhole and watch them fuck. I was sort of like a new toy for David on the Ziggy Stardust tour. But while we were in San Francisco, David asked me, 'Are you in love with me?'
I said, 'No.' I wasn't about to say, 'Yes!' I was still tripping around. I had no flies on me then. No salt on my tail. I didn't want to get tied down. Besides, Tony DeFries wanted everybody to be this Bowie thing. I didn't want to cut my hair like that. So I wasn't impressed with them. I mean, okay, I get to go on a plane and go somewhere, but that's all I thought it was. So when David Bowie asked if I was in love with him, and I told him no, he left me there." (134)
Soon after, Patti Smith and Television take center stage. At this point, Richard Hell was still in the band, and perhaps because of his "literary" background tells some of the best stories. This one explains the book's title:
"Richard Lloyd: Richard Hell had designed a T-shirt for himself that said Please Kill Me, but he wouldn't wear it. I was like, 'I'll wear it.' So I wore it when we played upstairs at Max's Kansas City, and afterwards these kids came up to me. These fans gave me this really psychotic look--they looked as deep into my eyes as they possibly could--and said, 'Are you serious?'
Then they said, 'If that's what you want, we'll be glad to oblige because we're such big fans!' They were just looking at me, with that wild-eyed look, and I thought, I'm not wearing this shirt again." (173)
The Ramones come into the picture, and are introduced by their infamous song about street hustling, "53rd and 3rd," with background history supplied by Jim Carroll. There is also an interesting story about the song "Chinese Rocks," which sheds light on one of the lines to the song ("Is Dee Dee home?"):
"Richard Hell: Dee Dee called me one day and said, 'I wrote a song that the Ramones won't do.' He said, 'It's not finished. How about I come over and show it to you and we can finish it if you like it?' So I believe he brought an acoustic guitar over. And I had my bass. Basically the song was done, but he just didn't have another verse. I wrote two lines. That's all. It was basically Dee Dee's song, though I think the lyrics, the verses I wrote, were good.
Dee Dee Ramone: The reason I wrote that song was out of spite for Richard Hell, because he told me he was gonna write a song better than Lou Reed's 'Heroin,' so I went home and wrote 'Chinese Rocks.'
I wrote it by myself, in Debbie Harry's apartment on First Avenue and First Street. Then Richard Hell put that line in it, so I gave him some credit." (213-214)
After this, the story jumps over to England briefly and covers the Sex Pistols. There is one story that made me smile (anybody that has run with a crew of "punks" should be able to relate):
"Bob Gruen:...I didn't see Johnny with a girl until the last night. He left the last show with some girl who was backstage. It was kind of a surprise, because from the first minute I met him, Johnny didn't seem to ever like anything.
He just seemed to be in a really bad mood from day one. You know, everything sucked. He was so cynical and sarcastic about everything that he would always point out the derogatory aspect of everything. That's why I was so surprised when I saw him leave the Winterland gig with a girl on his arm and half a smile on his face. It was the most human thing I ever saw, because it was something so out of character to see him enjoy a moment of life." (331)
The book ends with a few interesting stories: Phil Spector's production of the Ramones album End of the Century, the deaths of Sid & Nancy, Nico and Johnny Thunders, and a lot of stuff about the Dead Boys...I could quote more (obviously the Phil Spector anecdotes are priceless)--but I've gone on long enough in this review and it's time to wrap it up. I want to include one final quote that I found very punk, and certainly pertinent one month after the blockbuster SCOTUS decision:
"Legs McNeil: Gay liberation had really exploded. Homosexual culture had really taken over--Donna Summer, disco, it was so boring. Suddenly in New York, it was cool to be gay, but it just seemed to be about suburbanites who sucked cock and went to discos. I mean, come on, 'Disco, Disco Duck?' I don't think so.
So we said, 'No, being gay doesn't make you cool. Being cool makes you cool, whether you're gay or straight.' People didn't like that too much. So they called us homophobic. And of course, being the obnoxious people we were, we said, 'Fuck you, you faggots.'
Mass movements are always so un-hip That's what was great about punk. It was an antimovement, because there was knowledge there from the very beginning that with mass appeal comes all those tedious folks who need to be told what to think. Hip can never be a mass movement. And culturally, the gay liberation movement and all the rest of the movements were the beginning of political correctness, which was just fascism to us. Real fascism, more rules.
But as far as being homophobic, that was ludicrous, because everyone we hung out with was gay. No one had a problem with that, you know, fine, fuck whoever you want. I mean Arturo would regale me with these great sex stories. I'd be going, 'Wow, what happened then?'
What was great about the scene was that people's curiosity seemed stronger than their fear. The time was rife with genuine exploration, but not in a trendy mass-movement way. And I was always fascinated by how anyone made it through the day, what they really did when the lights were out, to keep their sanity, or lose it." (275)
In short, if you read this book, not only will you understand me better, but you will also understand yourself better. How you react to some of the more salacious stuff can act as a barometer of the types of art you appreciate. I always prefer the real, the raw, and the honest truth: psychological realism. It seems that most all of the artists on display in this "bible" think along similar lines, and I can only state that they have been powerful influences.
Still, it's not an endorsement of a dissolute lifestyle, and focuses a little bit more on the music than Lexicon Devil. Now this may be because the Germs were a terrible band who seemed to actively avoid improving their chops. But the other book this calls to mind is Our Band Could Be Your Life. Where Please Kill Me leaves off (late 70's/early 80's), Our Band Could Be Your Life pretty much picks up. The format is different, but the attitude is similar. OBCBYL feels a little bit more academic, and is probably not as engaging a read because once you finish the story of each band, you're done. I think ultimately what makes Please Kill Me so special is the power of its story.
The story starts in 1965 with Lou Reed and ends in 1992 with the death of Jerry Nolan. The interviews that comprise this "oral history" seem to have started in the late 70's with Punk magazine and wrapped up with more comprehensive, authoritative, and "sober" interviews in 1994 and 1995.
Before moving on, I want to note that this book is ripe for a re-issue, with new material. The final section of the book (the epilogue) is titled "Nevermind: 1980-1992." Now, when this book was published in 1997, one of the most fucked up periods of popular music was ascendant, and few would anticipate the backlash to that era, or the revival of the so-called "CBGB scene." Almost all of the artists in Please Kill Me made "comebacks" (to varying levels of success), and many others have died. To recognize such occurrences, I would include a "post-epilogue" and title it "Cashing In: 2003-2015." Apparently, a 20th anniversary edition will be released next year, so my predictions are not far off.
The book starts off on an impossibly high note with its material on the Velvet Underground. Straight out of the gates, it is immediately apparent that nobody is trying to maintain a squeaky-clean PR image. Lou Reed is basically at the center of the depravity. There are PLENTY of juicy excerpts that I could include here, but I will leave them to be sought out by discerning readers. Instead, I will try to focus on the historical import of the artists described.
Now, most people will say punk rock started with the Ramones. Some say the Stooges. Others say the Sex Pistols. The authors contend that they invented the term themselves. Sometimes I say that the Beatles' "Helter Skelter" is the real beginning of punk rock. But truly, honestly, the Velvet Underground embodied everything that came to define the genre (except the faster tempos):
"Lou Reed: Andy Warhol told me that what we were doing with the music was the same thing he was doing with painting and movies and writing--i.e., not kidding around. To my mind, nobody in music was doing anything that even approximated the real thing, with the exception of us. We were doing a specific thing that was very, very real. It wasn't slick or a lie in any conceivable way, which was the only way we could work with him. Because the first thing I liked about Andy was that he was very real." (7)
Danny Fields makes his first appearance here, and describes how he convinced Lou Reed and John Cale to cut "the Exploding Plastic Inevitable" from their live show (which was a kind of S&M performance with lights and film projections) and to leave Andy Warhol for a better manager, to "make it" as a band. Fields is practically a non-stop presence throughout the book and tells many of the best stories--though the reader tends to wonder if some of these stories are more "legend" than "fact." Actually, there are several points in the book where the speaker (or interviewee) draws a distinction between the story everyone hears and the reality that happened. One of them is the famed meeting of Jim Morrison with Nico and Andy Warhol, indelibly portrayed by Crispin Glover in The Doors:
"Danny Fields: I've never had any respect for Oliver Stone, but after seeing his version of the Morrison/Nico meeting in the Doors movie--'Hello, I am Nico, would you like to go to bed with me?'--the reality of it couldn't have been more different.
What really happened was that I met Morrison at the Elektra office in Los Angeles and he followed me back to the Castle in his rented car. Morrison walked into the kitchen and Nico was there and they stood and circled each other.
Then they stared at the floor and didn't say a word to each other. They were both too poetic to say anything. It was a very boring, poetic, silent thing that was going on between them. They formed a mystical bond immediately--I think Morrison pulled Nico's hair and then he proceeded to get extremely drunk and I fed him whatever was left of my drugs that Edie Sedgwick hadn't stolen." (29)
Right after this early section about the Velvet Underground with passing references to the Doors, the Stooges are introduced. Now, the Stooges are one of the major elements of this book, and almost all of the anecdotes about them are mind-boggling. I particularly appreciate the story of Iggy Pop's first experience with weed:
"Iggy Pop:...I realized that these guys were way over my head, and that what they were doing was so natural to them that it was ridiculous for me to make a studious copy of it, which is what most white blues bands did.
Then one night, I smoked a joint. I'd always wanted to take drugs, but I'd never been able to because the only drug I knew about was marijuana and I was a really bad asthmatic. Before that, I wasn't interested in drugs, or getting drunk, either. I just wanted to play and get something going, that was all I cared about. But this girl, Vivian, who had given me the ride to Chicago, left me with a little grass.
So one night I went down by the sewage treatment plant by the Loop, where the river is entirely industrialized. It's all concrete banks and effluvia by the Marina Towers. So I smoked this joint and then it hit me.
I thought, What you gotta do is play your own simple blues. I could describe my experience based on the way those guys are describing theirs...
So that's what I did. I appropriated a lot of their vocal forms, and also their turns of phrase--either heard or misheard or twisted from blues songs. So 'I Wanna Be Your Dog' is probably my mishearing of 'Baby Please Don't Go.'" (38-39)
The MC5 are also introduced around this section. Together, these two bands (along with the Dead Boys, who come along towards the end) comprise the entirety of bands based outside of New York City. While this is a book about the origins of punk rock, it is also a vivid portrait of NYC in the 70's. The material on MC5, I can take or leave. I've tried listening to them, and just can't really get into it. The music just sounds more dated to me, for some reason.
The New York Dolls come next. Now, I actually saw the Stooges and the New York Dolls for the first time on the same day, at Little Steven's Underground Garage Festival on Randall's Island in August of 2003 (maybe '04, I can't remember). Syl Sylvain had just died, and the New York Dolls were the third to last band. They seemed a bit like a nostalgia act, but David Johansen was energetic and enthused and the crowd loved them. The Strokes then played next, a very efficient, no-frills, solid set. The Stooges closed, and to date remains one of the best performances I have seen. Mike Watt was on bass, but both Asheton brothers were in, and Iggy (then in his mid-50's) seemed as potent as ever.
Really I'm skipping around though. There's a section before the New York Dolls that introduces Patti Smith. The material on Patti Smith in this book is essential. It might as well be Patti Smith's book. After I finished it again, I watched a performance from the Primavera Sound Festival in May 2015, and while I was slightly let down when I saw her at Lollapalooza in 2005, she seemed like she has tapped into a more powerful energy of late. Her rendition of Lou Reed's "Perfect Day" (despite screwing up the words) is an emotionally devastating experience that should make you cry in the most beautiful way.
There are several "hearts" of this book, and Patti Smith is one of them (Iggy is another). The success of her memoir Just Kids has fueled a late-career renaissance, and I hope to read and review that book in the near future on this site.
Jim Carroll, another one of the several characters in this story that recently passed away, is introduced near this point. So is David Bowie:
"Cyrinda Foxe: David Bowie and his wife Angela had a very open marriage. They were sleeping with anybody they felt like sleeping with. David and Angela and I had a menage a trois for about five minutes, but then I made her leave because David and I were gonna play. Angela was fucking David's black bodyguard, and David and I used to get down on all fours and peek in their keyhole and watch them fuck. I was sort of like a new toy for David on the Ziggy Stardust tour. But while we were in San Francisco, David asked me, 'Are you in love with me?'
I said, 'No.' I wasn't about to say, 'Yes!' I was still tripping around. I had no flies on me then. No salt on my tail. I didn't want to get tied down. Besides, Tony DeFries wanted everybody to be this Bowie thing. I didn't want to cut my hair like that. So I wasn't impressed with them. I mean, okay, I get to go on a plane and go somewhere, but that's all I thought it was. So when David Bowie asked if I was in love with him, and I told him no, he left me there." (134)
Soon after, Patti Smith and Television take center stage. At this point, Richard Hell was still in the band, and perhaps because of his "literary" background tells some of the best stories. This one explains the book's title:
"Richard Lloyd: Richard Hell had designed a T-shirt for himself that said Please Kill Me, but he wouldn't wear it. I was like, 'I'll wear it.' So I wore it when we played upstairs at Max's Kansas City, and afterwards these kids came up to me. These fans gave me this really psychotic look--they looked as deep into my eyes as they possibly could--and said, 'Are you serious?'
Then they said, 'If that's what you want, we'll be glad to oblige because we're such big fans!' They were just looking at me, with that wild-eyed look, and I thought, I'm not wearing this shirt again." (173)
The Ramones come into the picture, and are introduced by their infamous song about street hustling, "53rd and 3rd," with background history supplied by Jim Carroll. There is also an interesting story about the song "Chinese Rocks," which sheds light on one of the lines to the song ("Is Dee Dee home?"):
"Richard Hell: Dee Dee called me one day and said, 'I wrote a song that the Ramones won't do.' He said, 'It's not finished. How about I come over and show it to you and we can finish it if you like it?' So I believe he brought an acoustic guitar over. And I had my bass. Basically the song was done, but he just didn't have another verse. I wrote two lines. That's all. It was basically Dee Dee's song, though I think the lyrics, the verses I wrote, were good.
Dee Dee Ramone: The reason I wrote that song was out of spite for Richard Hell, because he told me he was gonna write a song better than Lou Reed's 'Heroin,' so I went home and wrote 'Chinese Rocks.'
I wrote it by myself, in Debbie Harry's apartment on First Avenue and First Street. Then Richard Hell put that line in it, so I gave him some credit." (213-214)
After this, the story jumps over to England briefly and covers the Sex Pistols. There is one story that made me smile (anybody that has run with a crew of "punks" should be able to relate):
"Bob Gruen:...I didn't see Johnny with a girl until the last night. He left the last show with some girl who was backstage. It was kind of a surprise, because from the first minute I met him, Johnny didn't seem to ever like anything.
He just seemed to be in a really bad mood from day one. You know, everything sucked. He was so cynical and sarcastic about everything that he would always point out the derogatory aspect of everything. That's why I was so surprised when I saw him leave the Winterland gig with a girl on his arm and half a smile on his face. It was the most human thing I ever saw, because it was something so out of character to see him enjoy a moment of life." (331)
The book ends with a few interesting stories: Phil Spector's production of the Ramones album End of the Century, the deaths of Sid & Nancy, Nico and Johnny Thunders, and a lot of stuff about the Dead Boys...I could quote more (obviously the Phil Spector anecdotes are priceless)--but I've gone on long enough in this review and it's time to wrap it up. I want to include one final quote that I found very punk, and certainly pertinent one month after the blockbuster SCOTUS decision:
"Legs McNeil: Gay liberation had really exploded. Homosexual culture had really taken over--Donna Summer, disco, it was so boring. Suddenly in New York, it was cool to be gay, but it just seemed to be about suburbanites who sucked cock and went to discos. I mean, come on, 'Disco, Disco Duck?' I don't think so.
So we said, 'No, being gay doesn't make you cool. Being cool makes you cool, whether you're gay or straight.' People didn't like that too much. So they called us homophobic. And of course, being the obnoxious people we were, we said, 'Fuck you, you faggots.'
Mass movements are always so un-hip That's what was great about punk. It was an antimovement, because there was knowledge there from the very beginning that with mass appeal comes all those tedious folks who need to be told what to think. Hip can never be a mass movement. And culturally, the gay liberation movement and all the rest of the movements were the beginning of political correctness, which was just fascism to us. Real fascism, more rules.
But as far as being homophobic, that was ludicrous, because everyone we hung out with was gay. No one had a problem with that, you know, fine, fuck whoever you want. I mean Arturo would regale me with these great sex stories. I'd be going, 'Wow, what happened then?'
What was great about the scene was that people's curiosity seemed stronger than their fear. The time was rife with genuine exploration, but not in a trendy mass-movement way. And I was always fascinated by how anyone made it through the day, what they really did when the lights were out, to keep their sanity, or lose it." (275)
In short, if you read this book, not only will you understand me better, but you will also understand yourself better. How you react to some of the more salacious stuff can act as a barometer of the types of art you appreciate. I always prefer the real, the raw, and the honest truth: psychological realism. It seems that most all of the artists on display in this "bible" think along similar lines, and I can only state that they have been powerful influences.
Sunday, June 14, 2015
What I Talk About When I Talk About Running - Haruki Murakami (2008)
There are less than 3 books that I have read since April 1, 2008 that have not subsequently appeared as reviews on Flying Houses. Hard-Boiled Wonderland and the End of the World is the quintessential example. I cannot think of the other 2 books, but they may exist. I read HBWATEOTW in early 2008 and found it so-so. After about 100-150 pages, I started to "get it," and found some parts fantastic, but on the whole found it a bit overrated. Seven years later, I have absolutely no memory of the story, except that there is some sort of tower or castle in it, or "two worlds" (and this is why I maintain Flying Houses). Later on I would realize that it is generally not a good place to start with Murakami. I've heard that Kafka on the Shore and Norwegian Wood are better options.
I signed up for the Chicago Marathon on May 5, 2015, exactly one month ago today. I have logged just over 100 miles on MapMyRun, but that does not include treadmill workouts, or a few along my usual route (which is almost exactly 4.20 miles, and my goal is 4:20 for the 26.2). I am not keeping a running journal or a blog of my marathon training, though I have thought about it. This is because I have never been a good runner and I am afraid that I will fail to finish, or worse, may die on October 11, 2015. Other people may call BS on that and I say I am a good runner, as I've been doing it pretty consistently for 9 years. But I've never done anything longer than a 5K. I did Cross Country in high school, but consistently finished at the back of the pack (dead last, several times). Right now I feel that I am in the best physical shape of my life, but I rarely break 10 minute miles. I remember when I used to give tours of my high school as my "work job," and once shepherded a potential X-C recruit through the campus. He asked my PR and I said it was about 23 or 24 minutes and he laughed at me. So I am wary of looking like a charlatan. But the wonderful thing about What I Talk About When I Talk About Running is the feeling that nobody should ever be ashamed of their speed. Running is a competitive sport, but it is mostly a competition with yourself. Murakami understands this and writes with such modesty and good humor that almost any reader (whether a novice or non-runner) may develop the confidence to run their first marathon.
Murakami wrote this book between the years of 2005 and 2006, and it centers around his training for the New York City marathon in November 2005, He opens the book by describing his original motivations for running. He used to run a jazz club in Tokyo, near Sendagaya Station, which was actually quite successful. Before he decided to start running, he decided to write a novel, and he pinpoints the exact date and location (April 1, 1978 at a baseball game at Jingu Stadium) of his inspiration to beautiful effect:
"Hilton got a hit down the left field line. The crack of bat meeting ball right on the sweet spot echoed through the stadium. Hilton easily rounded first and pulled up to second. And it was at that exact moment that a thought struck me: You know what? I could try writing a novel. I still can remember the wide open sky, the feel of the new grass, the satisfying crack of the bat. Something flew down from the sky at that instant, and whatever it was, I accepted it." (27-28)
So this book is not just about running, but also Murakami's writing career. He doesn't mention HBWATEOTW but he does say his career took off at Norwegian Wood and that his first "big" novel was A Wild Sheep Chase. He eschews specific plot details from these works in favor of his general creative process. His output, as he approaches his late 60's, remains most impressive, and his status as a perennial contender for the Nobel Prize puts him on a similar playing field as Philip Roth. Now, Murakami's output is not quite as prolific as Roth's (his turnaround time is closer to 2 years rather than 1), but his books seem to carry more weight. Roth "retired" around the time he turned 80. One expects Murakami to achieve a similar longevity, No predictions on the Nobel Prize for either, except to say that our last author (also foreign, and currently at 75, right in the middle of these two) was recognized for a much more streamlined oeuvre. While Murakami's novels may elevate him into the category of the greatest writers of the late 20th and early 21st centuries, WITAWITAR (great acronym) is the sort of gift to humanity that should carry weight in gaining membership to such prestigious pantheons.
I have not personally reviewed a Murakami novel on Flying Houses, but the incomparable Emily Dufton has reviewed his two most recent ones, 1Q84 and Colorless Tsukuru Tazaki and His Years of Pilgrimage, on this site. Both reviews reference WITAWITAR, and the former even suggests that it may be his strongest work (or at least the most enjoyable). On this basis, as well as the enthusiasm I have for it (particularly its willingness to "unlock" the secrets of running), it deserves recognition as one of the Best Books of Flying Houses. It may be a slight volume, but since Points of Rebellion makes the list (certainly an idiosyncratic choice), this does too.
When he decided to start running, he was 33 and smoked 60 cigarettes a day. By the time he started writing WITAWITAR, he had completed 20 marathons in 20 years. After the inspiration to write a first novel (Hear the Wind Sing) has passed and bloomed, with a prize from a literary magazine, he decides to quit his day job, and to begin running:
"A problem arose, though, with my decision to become a professional writer: the question of how to keep physically fit. I tend to gain weight if I don't do anything. Running the bar required hard physical labor every day, and I could keep my weight down, but once I started sitting at my desk all day writing, my energy level gradually declined and I started putting on the pounds. I was smoking too much, too, as I concentrated on my work. Back then I was smoking sixty cigarettes a day. All my fingers were yellow, and my whole body reeked of smoke. This can't be good for me, I decided. If I wanted to have a long life as a novelist, I needed to find a way to keep fit and maintain a healthy weight." (33)
Before running with all of the other usual competitors in a race, Murakami went to Greece in 1983 and ran the original route from the town of Marathon to the city of Athens. He does this in part for a men's magazine article, but also to see the original route and convince himself that he can do it. It is actually about a mile shorter than the standard 26.2, but this trip took place during the hottest part of the summer. For me at least, anything between 75 and 80 degrees is perfect weather for running. Anything over 90 tends to exacerbate exhaustion, and I felt as if I were "dying of thirst" once when I went about 10 miles in 95 degree heat. As one might guess, the description of this fun event is brutal.
But nothing is more brutal than the description of the ultramarathon. He ran this in 1996. It took place in Hokkaido. It is not 52.4 miles, as one might expect, but 62 miles. Now in my opinion the human body is not meant to go this far in a single day, and it is around this point in the book that Murakami appears totally insane to the reader. Certainly, there is much personal satisfaction that comes with finishing a marathon, but I just can't see why going an extra 38 miles would do anything for you. It's like by that point, you've become more alien than human. Regardless, this is the most compelling portion of the book to describe the physical act of running, and perhaps the value in the ultramarathon is the confidence that it might instill in first-time marathoners. If Murakami can do 62, then you can probably do 26.
One example from this chapter is necessary, because it probably contains the most hilarious and gut-wrenching prose in the book:
"Even though my legs were working now, the thirteen miles from the thirty-four mile rest stop to the forty-seventh mile were excruciating. I felt like a piece of beef being run, slowly, through a meat grinder. I had the will to go ahead, but now my whole body was rebelling. It felt like a car trying to go up a slope with the parking brake on. My body felt like it was falling apart and would soon come completely undone. Out of oil, the bolts coming loose, the wrong cogs in gear, I was rapidly slowing down as one runner after another passed me. A tiny old lady around seventy passed me and shouted out, 'Hang in there!' Man alive. What was going to happen the rest of the way? There were still twenty-five miles to go.
As I ran, different parts of my body, one after another, began to hurt. First my right thigh hurt like crazy, then that pain migrated over to my right knee, then to my left thigh, and on and on. All the parts of my body had their chance to take center stage and scream out their complaints. They screamed, complained, yelled in distress, and warned me that they weren't going to take it anymore. For them, running sixty miles was an unknown experience, and each body part had its own excuse. I understood completely, but all I wanted them to do was be quiet and keep on running. Like Danton or Robespierre eloquently attempting to persuade the dissatisfied and rebellious Revolutionary Tribunal, I tried to talk each body part into showing a little cooperation. Encouraged them, clung to them, flattered them, scolded them, tried to buck them up. It's just a little farther, guys. You can't give up on me now. But if you think about it--and I did think about it--Danton and Robespierre wound up with their heads cut off." (109-110)
Later, Murakami details his efforts at completing triathlons. He writes about the madness of cycling, but not derisively enough for me:
"It's the same movements, repeated over and over. You go up slopes, on level ground, and down slopes. Sometimes the wind's with you, sometimes against you. You switch gears as needed, change your position, check your speed, pedal harder, let up a bit, check your speed, drink water, change gears, change your position...Sometimes it strikes me as an intricate form of torture. In his book the triathlete Dave Scott wrote that of all the sports man has invented, cycling has got to be the most unpleasant of all. I totally agree." (141-142)
There may be another section in the book where he references the psychological torture that comes from sharing a path with bikers, and this is the best I can find:
"Yesterday I listened to the Rolling Stones' Beggars Banquet as I ran. That funky "Hoo hoo" chorus in "Sympathy for the Devil" is the perfect accompaniment to running. The day before I listened to Eric Clapton's Reptile. I love these albums. There's something about them that gets to me, and I never get tired of listening to them--Reptile, especially. Nothing beats listening to Reptile on a brisk morning run. It's not too brash or contrived. It has this steady rhythm and entirely natural melody. My mind gets quickly swept into the music, and my feet run in time to the beat. Sometimes, mixed in with the music coming through my headphones, I hear someone calling out, 'On your left!' And a racing bike whips by, passing me on the left." (95)
But when I write my running memoir, I will be sure to mention one of my old running routes--down the Brooklyn Bridge, through the World Trade Center and back--as pure psychological torture, due to the speed of bikers on the bridge. And the rudeness. These experiences gave me a very negative opinion of bikers, but also of families walking three or four abreast, creating additional anxiety vis-a-vis bikers. Lately, I have been running on the newly-opened 606 Trail in Chicago, and I love it. There are many bikers, but the anxiety is nothing compared to the Brooklyn Bridge, even though my elbow has already made contact with one biker.
Murakami also does not discuss the psychological torture that comes with running in large groups in races. For me at least, I think I am a worse runner in a race than on my own during an afternoon workout, because the despair kicks in when a bunch of people pass me. This happens on the 606 with some regularity, and is unusual for me on almost all of my previous efforts (including the lakefront trail in Chicago, which I must be wrong about), and it tends to destroy my confidence. Like, I believe I am the best runner out there when I'm alone, but when I'm surrounded by others passing me by, leaving me in the dust, I realize I am nothing special, and am in fact mediocre (or worse than mediocre, as Murakami describes himself as being--which is just wrong, considering his regimen and professional accomplishments). This feeling needs to be addressed somewhere in this book, and though one of the passages above does reference feeling bad about getting passed, the phenomenon is unexplored.
I loved this book, in any case. Murakami may be one of the world's greatest living writers, but he gets down to such a human level in this book that you love him even more:
"Sometimes when I run, I listen to jazz, but usually it's rock, since its beat is the best accompaniment to the rhythm of running. I prefer the Red Hot Chili Peppers, Gorillaz, and Beck, and oldies like Creedence Clearwater Revival and the Beach Boys. Music with as simple a rhythm as possible. A lot of runners now use iPods, but I prefer the MD player I'm used to. It's a little bigger than an iPod and can't hold nearly as much data, but it works for me. At this point I don't want to mix music and computers. Just like it's not good to mix friends and work, and sex." (14)
I would like to ask him if he runs with his phone now or not. There are lots of things I want to ask him, but probably more things about running than writing. Writing is so abstract, and you can say anything you want about the process. But running is something you can talk about in very concrete terms. It may seem like most other people are "super runners" and that you can't identify with anything they're going to say because they're just on a different level, but Murakami really subverts this fear. Whether you are a novice or an expert, I think you will find pretty much the entire thing to be absorbing.
Friday, June 5, 2015
Disgrace - J.M. Coetzee (1999)
Oeuvre rule: the only other book I have read by J.M. Coetzee is Foe. Foe is not generally referenced as one of Coetzee's major works--those would probably include The Life and Times of Michael K., Disgrace, and perhaps Waiting for the Barbarians--but I read it in 2003 for a class taken at the University of Paris - Nanterre, on pluralist readings of texts inspired by Freud, Marx and Derrida. Coetzee won the Nobel Prize in Literature on October 2, 2003, but I do not recall our French professor (who taught in English) mentioning that fact. Foe is basically the story of Robinson Crusoe, told from the perspective of a woman, whose name is Susan Barton. Ironically, about three years after reading on this, I would work on a house that was owned by a woman named Susan Barton, but I never mentioned the coincidence to her (nor did I have the chance to tell another homeowner named Thomas Mann that I loved his work). Essentially, Susan Barton is shipwrecked and marooned on an island with a native, Friday, who becomes her manservant. But she survives and is rescued and returns to England, where she meets and copulates with Daniel DeFoe, inspiring the novel. We read it and attached Freudian symbols to everything in the text. It was a reasonably entertaining novel, but in hindsight it appears to me as extremely allegorical, like there is a second layer to it and the plot is ultimately secondary. Disgrace is similar in this respect, but since I do not have the advantage of reading it in the classroom, the symbols and metaphors that may be present were not apparent to me. Even without this potentially deeper significance, it was an enjoyable read and I recommend it to everyone, particularly those that enjoy The Stranger by Camus.
Basically, while the plot is not exactly the same as The Stranger, the whole style and tone of the novel renders it a spiritual sequel to that classic. It seems like it's easy to spoil this book, but I think most will agree that the plot can be spoiled up to a point.
Professor David Lurie teaches at a university in Johannesburg, South Africa. He is twice-divorced, and as the novel opens, he is detailing his trysts with a prostitute. Soon thereafter, he becomes smitten with a student in one of his classes (Melani) and they enter into a sexual relationship, though he is more than 30 years her senior. It falls apart after a short time, and almost immediately he is reported to the university. He is given the chance to repent for his actions and take a leave of absence, but instead he chooses to resign permanently. He then goes to visit his daughter (Lucy) in the countryside. His daughter sells crops at a sort of farmer's market on Saturdays, and cares for dogs at a kennel on her property. She sometimes volunteers at an animal welfare hospital, which is where her friend Bev Shaw works. Bev Shaw is a sort of unlicensed veterinarian who euthanizes most of the sick or unwanted animals in the area. Care and compassion for animals is one of the major themes of Disgrace, and it seems like this theme operates on a deeper metaphorical level, though in actuality it may just be a message unto itself. Coetzee has recently spoken out on animal rights and it is not surprising given how heart-wrenching many of these scenes are.
Not long after he arrives to stay with his daughter, there is an incident. I will not spoil what happens, but the incident itself is quite reminiscent of The Stranger. What happens afterwards is not. I believe this story is meant to symbolize the transitional period after apartheid in South Africa in the early 1990's, but I am not enough of a student of history to remark more specifically upon it.
Apart from the potential allegory, the novel itself is enjoyable and something of a page-turner. It reads very quickly and is quite short at 220 pages. The prose is very matter-of-fact, though because David Lurie is an academic that has studied the art of poetry, there are several "deeper" moments. Lurie is obsessed with Lord Byron, and hopes to write an opera about a certain affair from the poet's life. To a certain extent, I've never understood poetry, and the English courses I've taken have never properly instilled an appreciation for it. I've written in the past about my problems with interpreting Donne, so some of Lurie's "mini-lectures" were illuminating:
"Look at line 599. Wordsworth is writing about the limits of sense-perception. It is a theme we have touched on before. As the sense-organs reach the limit of their powers, their light begins to go out. Yet at the moment of expiry that light leaps up one last time like a candle-flame, giving us a glimpse of the invisible. The passage is difficult; perhaps it even contradicts the Mont Blanc moment. Nevertheless, Wordsworth seems to be feeling his way toward a balance: not the pure idea, wreathed in clouds, nor the visual image burned on the retina, overwhelming and disappointing us with its matter-of-fact clarity, but the sense-image, kept as fleeting as possible, as a means toward stirring or activating the idea that lies buried more deeply in the soul of memory." (22)
Because this novel feels shorter than 220 pages, and restricts itself to such limited subject matter, there is not much else I can say. I was going to excerpt a passage where David tells the story of a next door neighbor's dog (in the town of Kenilworth--presumably not the one outside of Chicago) who relentlessly humped every "bitch" he saw, and was beaten for it by his owners. David says that a dog will accept the justice of a beating for having chewed on a slipper, but no animal will accept the justice of being punished for following its instincts. The dog grows to hate itself, and David reflects that it would probably have preferred to be shot rather than "fixed." Yet he feels the opposite--that desire is a burden we could well do without.
I've essentially paraphrased a page of the text in that paragraph, but this one particular anecdote feels meaningful. There are a handful of moments in Disgrace that operate in a similar manner, and while David may appear at times to be a despicable figure, there is clearly "redemption" in this novel. There was one moment near the end where I was struck by how beautifully his character had been developed.
Overall, this is a very fine novel that is subtle, yet occasionally overpowering in its raw imagery. It is a pretty quick and easy read, and may nourish the reader through the method by which it analyzes humanity.
"It happens every day, every hour, every minute, he tells himself, in every quarter of the country. Count yourself lucky to have escaped with your life. Count yourself lucky not to be a prisoner in the car at this moment, speeding away, or at the bottom of a donga with a bullet in your head. Count Lucy lucky, too. Above all Lucy.
A risk to own anything: a car, a pair of shoes, a packet of cigarettes. Not enough to go around, not enough cars, shoes, cigarettes. Too many people, too few things. What there is must go into circulation, so that everyone can have a chance to be happy for a day. That is the theory; hold to the theory and to the comforts of theory. Not human evil, just a vast circulatory system, to whose workings pity and terror are irrelevant. That is how one must see life in this country: in its schematic aspect. Otherwise one could go mad. Car, shoes; women too. There must be some niche in the system for women and what happens to them." (98)
In short, while this book should not be forgotten, it may be best appreciated by those who are familiar with recent South African history. Apart from that, I am pretty sure that readers from any social milieu will find something worthwhile in it.
Sunday, May 17, 2015
The Pale King - David Foster Wallace (2011)
Wow. At first I was guessing this was published in 2014, before I looked into the copyright page. I thought this was going to be one of the more "up to date" reviews, but I guess I'm four years late. Law school can do that to you. Then again, would I have ever even read this book if it weren't for my friend that sent it and suggested we form a "book club" and read it together?
I mean, I own Infinite Jest, but only got through about 400 pages on my first attempt, and maybe 150 on my second. I will finish that book the next time I try. I considered picking it up this morning, needing a new book start on, before What I Talk about When I Talk about Running comes in from the CPL. But I wanted a lighter messenger bag for a change. This is the 3rd book out of the last 4 topping out over 500 pages. I picked up Disgrace instead.
Imponderables aside, the thoughtfulness of the gift both impressed and imposed an urgency upon me. The Pale King will not make the Best Books list of this blog, but it is up near that territory. I'm not sure it would be there, for me, in its finished form either, just because of the lukewarm feeling I get about Infinite Jest. It's something I feel I should respect and admire, but just can't really bring myself to enjoy reading. This is getting to be a loaded topic, because it brings up criticisms of DFW like those of BEE, who said he was a "fraud" or "full of shit" or something, because he read a biography of DFW that discussed how he did not have much love for BEE, but still recognized him as an influence on his own writing.
This would probably be a much better book if DFW were able to complete it, mainly to see what he might do next. As much as this seems unfinished, at almost 550 pages it seems pretty representative of what the overall quality might have been. Parts of it seem lop-sided, but on the whole it seems about 80-85% finished to me. I suppose it all depends on how long DFW intended it to be.
For sure, it is an audacious concept for a book, and a perfect one for him: a paean to boredom. Make the boredom of the everyday lives of IRS examiners in Peoria, IL in the late 70's and early 80's into fine literature. I was about to write 1985, but I don't believe this story necessarily takes place in 1985. It's so impressionistic that the "plot" seems secondary to the background sketches of the other characters.
It's not even clear what the "plot" really consists of, but it may consist of Claude Sylvanshine and David Foster Wallace's orientation to their IRS posts in Peoria. It's hot and they ride in a bus that is a repossessed and re-purposed ice cream truck. One person sweats an egregious amount. There is some idle chatter with two other employees. They go, and DFW gets mixed up with another David F. Wallace (who is older and much more valuable in terms of skill set) and gets introduced by the "Iranian crisis," who gives him a blow job in a janitor's closet. He also glimpses the face of Glendenning, who is basically in the highest post there, who looks at him sympathetically or some related way because DFW has a horrible skin condition that causes most people to look away. And that's pretty much it, though there may be other characters on that bus ride near the beginning of the novel.
DFW is a character in this novel. Ostensibly, it is a memoir:
"Plus there's the autobiographical fact that, like so many other nerdy, disaffected young people of that time, I dreamed of becoming an 'artist,' i.e., somebody whose adult job was original and creative instead of tedious and dronelike. My specific dream was of becoming an immortally great fiction writer a la Gaddis or Anderson, Balzac or Perec, &;c.; and many of the notebook entries on which parts of this memoir are based were themselves literarily jazzed up and fractured; it's just the way I saw myself at the time. In some ways, you could say that my literary ambitions were the chief reason I was on hiatus from college and working at the Midwest REC at all, though most of that whole backstory is tangential and will be addressed only here in the Foreword, and very briefly, to wit:" (73-74)
Here, Wallace describes how he paid off his student loans by writing papers for his classmates, and how his school became aware of it. This is the first part of the novel that feels truly "great." It is classic DFW, by which I mean it includes footnotes and his trademark erudition. So yes, certain sections of The Pale King, I would say, are as good as anything DFW has ever done.
This is a great chapter because Wallace could pretty easily convince a person (that didn't know what year he was really born and couldn't do math) that the story is, in fact, true. One thing I like about his writing is that it captures the essence of reality. A reader can identify with it on a different level than anything before. The details--the minute details and almost paranoid insecurities that we all must worry about from time to time--are so readily evoked that DFW appears God-like. This one of those books that takes you out of your head a bit, and oddly shapes your life around it.
One part, for me, was extremely touching. One quick background detail, for exposition: from April 2008 through August 2008, I lived in a small bungalow-like studio in Silver Lake, on a hill just off of Sunset Boulevard. Across Sunset Blvd. was a foot sign. My friend (the same one who sent me this book) remarked upon it and I agreed it was strange, funny, cute and iconic in its own way. It was certainly a landmark. After I left L.A., he sent me an article once about how this sign had actually influenced several fiction writers, such as Jonathan Lethem and DFW. I immediately thought, "I am chosen. I was meant to live there, to know that."
Then came page 163, which will from hereon in be christened the "LSAT test," not unlike the "420 test," except that instead of requiring mention because of some relatively direct reference to pot (and while there is a fair amount of "drug material" in this book, it does not pass that test--though page 420 does detail one of the more sensorily-powerful scenes in the novel), it will need to evoke feelings of my life that might be different if I hadn't taken the LSAT and scored a 163:
"I remember rooming in a high-rise UIC dorm with a very mod, with-it sophomore from Naperville who also wore sideburns and a leather thong and played the guitar. He saw himself as a nonconformist, and also very unfocused and nihilistic, and deeply into the school's wastoid drug scene, and drove what I have to admit was a very cool-looking 1972 Firebird that it eventually turned out his parents paid the insurance on. I cannot remember his name, try as I might. UIC stood for the University of Illinois, Chicago campus, a gigantic urban university. The dorm we roomed in was right on Roosevelt, and our main windows faced a large downtown podiatric clinic--I can't remember its name, either--which had a huge raised electrified neon sign that rotated on its pole every weekday from 8:00 to 8:00 with the name and mnemonic phone number ending in 3668 on one side and on the other a huge colored outline of a human foot--our best guess was a female foot, from the proportions--and I remember that this roommate and I formulated a kind of ritual in which we'd make sure to try to be at the right spot at our windows at 8:00 each night to watch the foot sign go dark and stop rotating when the clinic closed. It always went dark at the same time the clinic's windows did and we theorized that everything was on one main breaker. The sign's rotation didn't stop all at once. It was more like slowly wound down, with almost a wheel-of-fortune quality about it where it would finally stop. The ritual was that if the sign stopped with the foot facing away, we would go to the UIC library and study, but if it stopped with the foot or any significant part of it facing our windows, we would take it as a 'sign' (with the incredibly obvious double entendre) and immediately blow off any homework or supposed responsibility we had and go instead to the Hat, which at the time was the currently hip UIC pub and place to hear bands, and would drink beers and play quarters and tell all the other kids whose parents were paying their tuition about the ritual of the rotating foot in a way that we all appeared nihilistically wastoid and hip. I'm seriously embarrassed to remember things like this...." (163)
This turns out to be a videotaped interview with "Irrelevant" Chris Fogle, and it is one of the standout portions of the text. His father is employed by the City of Chicago as a "cost Systems supervisor," and dies in a horrific CTA accident. The description of the ensuing litigation with CTA is very accurately rendered. He grows up in Libertyville, IL and references a number of other towns on the north shore, including Winnetka (a clothing store--Jack Fagman--which his family had patronized since 1964, and which may or may not have existed). It is basically about the moment that he discovered his calling in life--to serve the IRS. It details a chance encounter with an Accounting professor at DePaul, and how it took him off the path of serial college enrollments, drugs, and the "wastoid" lifestyle. In short, this is classic DFW.
Another notable section near the end focuses on a conversation between Shane Drinion and Meredith Rand, two other IRS employees, at a bar's happy hour on a Friday. Drinion is cyborg-like in his communications, but Rand is relentlessly confessional. The subject matter of this scene is also touching and personal to me, as I wrote my second novel in between 2007 and 2008, finishing most of its rough draft shortly before DFW committed suicide. It is heartening to think that we might have been compelled to write about the same topic for similar reasons:
"'I didn't know why I did it. I'm still not sure, except he taught me that trying to analyze it or understand all the whys was bullshit--the only important thing was knocking it off, because if I didn't it would land me right back in the psych ward, that the idea I could hide it with bandages or sleeves and keep it a totally private thing that didn't affect anybody else was arrogant bullshit. And he's right. No matter where you do it or how carefully you do it, there's always a time when somebody sees something and says something, or when somebody is funking around in the hall and pretending to beg you to cut algebra and go to the park and get stoned and climb on the statue of Lincoln and grabs your arm too hard and some of the cuts open up and you bleed through your long sleeves, even if you've got two shirts on, and somebody sends for the nurse even if you tell them to fuck off and it was an accident and you'll just go home and get it seen to at home. There always comes a day when somebody sees something in your face that tells them you're lying and then the next thing you know there you are, in a lit room with your arms and legs uncovered, trying to explain yourself to somebody with zero sense of humor, actually a little bit like talking to you right now.' With a quick tight smile." (468-469)
While these chapters--DFW's delayed "foreword," the story of "Irrelevant" Chris Fogle's revelation, and the conversation between Meredith Rand and Shane Drinion--are my personal favorites from this book, I hasten to add the caveat that they also go on too long. Another similarly great chapter is about a young man (who later rides next to DFW on the way to the Midwest REC) who sweats profusely during periods of anxiety. It is tremendously entertaining and profound in its sensitivity to human nature, but the situations are truly mined to the depths for details. This may or may not have been a casualty of the incompleteness of this novel.
This sort of seems to be characteristic of his work in general, though, with another one of his chapters ending in the middle of a sentence. I am not sure how you could provide appropriate closure for Infinite Jest, though I believe Joyce achieved it with Ulysses, which one really must mention in the same breath. Because if you subscribe to the belief that Ulysses is the greatest English language novel, then I think you will also enjoy DFW to the max. I don't always, but I think I can appreciate the generic expectations of a reader that sort of begs for a little bit of "guidance" from the author. DFW definitely provides that "guidance" at certain points, and it is refreshing. But other parts of this book are about as difficult as Infinite Jest.
My opinions on this book have been adequately dispatched, I believe, but please feel free to comment below, as this truly is the first post on Flying Houses spurred by participation in a book club.
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